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Missing, Presumed...?
Now, you may be forgiven for thinking that I have been shipwrecked on a desert island - an island with many strange things living upon it no less - but you'd be wrong. Actually, no, it occurs to me I HAVE in fact been on a strange island, but that'...
Cheese!
You might consider comparing me to a good cheese. You see, despite living a somewhat dangerous life as a wee nipper, putting myself into various perilous situations over the years, and somehow managing to make it into adulthood, I can be compa...
It's All In The (Contact) Details
OK chaps, I know I change my contact details seemingly all the time of late (sue me!), but here we have another minor change. Kinda. Kinda minor, that is! Firstly, my Landline has changed. Now, obviously I am not going to publish it here - I...
Some Random Musings
First off, I want to send lots of good luck stuff to Kathy & George. George has recently been diagnosed with cancer, and is starting his Chemotherapy treatments to shift the nasty, so fingers crossed for them and their family. I've kn...
Busy Busy Busy!
As you may (or may not) have noticed, things have been very quiet here on 0ddness... Well, the quietness here does not reflect on life in general. March has been completely manic. What with birthdays (plenty of birthdays!), Mothers Day, cleari...
I Need...
You know what I need to do at the moment. Or, rather, what I SHOULD be doing at the moment. Absolutely nothing. I am so tired, this week seems to have lasted forever - and a bit. Jaysen has been a poorly little bunny, and while he'...
Glooooom!
In a shock move, the weather still sucks. And it's cold. And my boiler has gone all funny. However, it's gone the other way for comedy Chez 0ddness comedy. Last week, I had a man come over to service my boiler, who gave it a ...
We Now Return You To Your Scheduled.. Stuff..
As may have been noticed, I've not been here for a bit. Not too long, but long enough. I don't think I got away with it to be honest, but none the less.. Not sure where I went really. I think I was struggling with content and what-...
Mondays...
As a general rule, I don't have a day of the week that makes me feel "UGH" nor do I try to avoid other days because they are generally "bad" However, this morning I felt like Garfield, and things kinda went wrong from the get go. Firstly, for ...
Rough...
Some days, I feel a bit icky. Some days, I feel pretty pants. Other days - say, for example, today - I feel like crap. Crap thrown on a fire, then beaten out with a shovel. To be fair, I've had a couple of rather busy days, and on ...
Awww Bless...
I won't detail the conversation here mind you - just pretend it's all very loving and sweet and smooshy ;)...
Oooh, Dusty
Go me, blog-fog seemed to have overtaken me... Not that it wasn't for lack of material - no no - just a lack of oomph to want to blog. So here we are, mid-September, with no proper post since late August. And, no doubt some of you have q...
Adventures in Babysitting
La Weekénd
To say I've had a busy weekend would be what some might call an understatement. I had planned to keep a bit updated by text message/email, but never found a quiet moment or a peaceful five minutes. The weekend actually started in motion last T...
Chilling Out
With me being here with Kellie, we're having a nice quiet evening. You may notice, of course, that I am on the computer blogging. Well, yes, but we ARE chilling. Kellies son isn't here, but as it's her best friends birthday, we have...
Wind From Sails - But Only Briefly
The last seven days have been a little bit, what some might class as "up and down" but for a change, there have been more Ups than there have Downs. Between various agencies and departments trying to screw me out of money, I've had other stuff going...
Down Down Down...
While my life is slowly getting back on track, I have discovered that I am not completely immune to the effects of being a sad panda. The last couple of nights, I've not slept very well - night before last I couldn't get comfortable, every time I mo...
The Joys of Showering
Yes, a blog post about showering. Sue me ;) However, I live for my shower. I love to stand there and let the water just run. It's relaxing, it makes aches and pains feel a little better for a short time, and de-stresses me. I...
Home Again
Once more, I have returned to the den of iniquity that is Chéz 0ddness. Since Monday evening, I've been lounging around at Kellies while she ran around after me. Thanks to those that suggested snakes to make me move... Bastards.. Now, ...
Bored Now...
Monday I have my "whoops" moment. Today, Thursday... Well, not only is my ankle still f'king killing me, but the rest of me is now in constant pain. I suspect this is something to do with going down the stairs. While I usually have...
Enjoy It, Dammit!
So, my day is going by veeeery slowly. My next door neighbour popped in earlier to make sure I was ok - bare in mind the old girl is about a million years old, she saw me get back earlier and just wanted to see how I was doing. REALLY need to ...
Oopsie Daisy
As a kid, my summer holidays had a theme. Personal Injury. As an adult, I'd like to say I grew out of it. However, at 0745 this morning, I discovered, in fact, I hadn't. I'd not long been up - like, fifteen minutes, not even had a ...
Playing Catchup
Oooh I am soooo punny today that it hurts... Obviously - and due to the complaints I've been getting - 0ddness hadn't been updated for six days. Shocking, I know, but I did have things to blog, I just never got around to doing it. For one, I'...
Big Brave Boy
As I might have suggested yesterday, I have a toothache. As strange as it may sound, with the exceptions of "Self Inflicted" toothaches, I've never had a proper, full-on tooth ache. I've never had an ear ache either, but still. Last night, I had p...
Busy Weekend
First off - if this post appears as a sheer WALL OF TEXT then I apologise... I think it might be a Beta thingie... This has been a rather fantabulous weekend, if I do say so myself. Friday daytime saw me and the Peanut whizz over to Canvey to see K...
Apparently I Need Some...
Another One Down
Apparently, cats have nine lives. Wikipedia even has an entry about it... Well, a paragraph on an entry. But none the less, you'd be hard pushed to find someone that had never heard the saying. People, in most cases, have one life. Sometimes some...
A Wee Bit Owie
If I didn't know better, I would say that last night, I was set upon by a wild, rabid donkey. Now to be fair, I was very busy yesterday - the fact I had very little in the way of rest was, in hindsight, a Bad Thing.When we got in last night, I poppe...
Infanticide
Jaysen is currently wandering around the house, getting changed... Whistling "Jingle Bells"Someone stop me before it's too late ;)In other news - haven't bloody stopped today - it's half three, I'm now sitting down eating a bowl of breakfast cereal ...
Too Much Good?
My life tends to have a theme. It's not a very complex theme, but, none the less, it's there, and it's so bloody obvious to anyone that knows me. When ever something good happens in my life, something arsey appears elsewhere.Now, some people will s...
