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And The Answer Was...
OK, so apparently NO ONE aside from the 0dd Sister (who already knew the answer!) was able to guess the reason why several men spent the morning mopping a field. To be fair, I wouldn't have guessed it either, but then, my mind is still kind of tryi...
Mission: Incomprehensible
There are some things I simply don't get. Buying bottles to put ketchup in, for example, just seems like an exercise in futility. If ketchup came in a bag or something, then fair enough, but it doesn't - it comes in a bottle. It's like p...
Advertising
Something that irks me (for I am irked) is adverts; the various everything that is plugged away on our TVs and Radios and even our Internets (if you don't have an adblocker that is!) However, what irks me most about adverts, aside from their in...
Late-Night Phone Calls
There is one thing in life that always makes my heart hammer like it's going out of fashion, and that's a phone call in the dead of night. Even as a kid, I learned that a phone ringing at night invariably meant there was someone with bad news on the...
Irony...
I can be quite sympathetic at times. Sarcastic with it maybe, but I DO have my sympathetic moments... Stop laughing. However, there are times when my sympathy is not only so far-flung it makes me chuckle, but I get pushed the other way, and f...
I Refuse...
...To discuss the "extreme" weather, the school closures, the traffic chaos, nor my nightmare journey home. It's a few inches of snow. Get a grip. /rantRSS is so ugly... 0ddness is much prettier in person :D...
Well... DUH!
Just when you start to think that people are getting common sense under their belt, something comes along and makes me want to smack people square in the forehead. As you know, every now and then, I like to destroy the lives of Mr & Mrs Scammer ...
Why?!
A few days ago, about 50 yards from my front door, a man skidded his car on some ice. He managed to crash into a lamp post and mess up the front of his car. But because the silly sod wasn't wearing a seatbelt, he was a bit banged up - wel...
Resolutions...
Here's a tradition I really don't understand... New Years Resolutions. See, as far as I can make out, people make these promises to the new year to stop things that are bad, dirty, unhealthy - whatever - only to crumble after a few days...
It NEVER Ends...
As you might have noticed, I've been rather schtum of late. A bit quiet. A distinct lack of posting... Well, as usual, there is a reason. It's all been a bit mad of late. From the man-germs a few weeks back to a wad load of m...
For Hire: Replacement Mother Nature
Ranty McRant-Rant
Home Again
Once more, I have returned to the den of iniquity that is Chéz 0ddness. Since Monday evening, I've been lounging around at Kellies while she ran around after me. Thanks to those that suggested snakes to make me move... Bastards.. Now, ...
When Idiots Show Themselves
There is a reason that little picture beside this post is larger-than-normal. It's because it is sort of the subject at hand.Now, if you've seen the image, had a chuckle and are now reading this post, then you might want to skip this entry. For tho...
How To Alienate My American Readers
First off, to everyone from America, and those that know today is more than a movie with Tom Cruise and a movie with Will Smith, happy Independance Day. However... On that note, I will now be ranting. Today, Jaysens school celebrated Independance ...
The Never-Ending Template
As you may have guessed - by the fact there is slightly less chaos here - I have once again finished completely fucking my template fiddling with my layout.As is usual for me, I'm still not completely sure if I like this or not, so I am going to leav...
Template Woes
Slowly, slowly but surely, I am trying to get a decent template on here. Well, I say "surely" but what I mean is, "I find something rather nice, then either have to tweak it, alter it or just outright bin it"Today is no different. I have been sat h...
Too Much Good?
My life tends to have a theme. It's not a very complex theme, but, none the less, it's there, and it's so bloody obvious to anyone that knows me. When ever something good happens in my life, something arsey appears elsewhere.Now, some people will s...
Almost One of Those Days
My life has been very tranquil of late. Mainly because there is very little that is actually getting to me, thanks to walking around like a grinning idiot for the most part. My life has become this really strange - in a good way - thing that I bare...
Soldiers or Their Sexes?
Those of you living over here in Jolly Old England will invariably have heard the news of our soldiers being killed in Afghanistan. More specifically, the news if filled with the story that one of the four recently killed was a female solider, worki...
Some People Make Me Wonder...
I've been toying with this blog post for a few days now, and have been wording, rewording, rephrasing and generally jiggling it around till it made sense AND prevented me getting in trouble.It takes a lot to faze me, to shock or surprise me, but some...
