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And They Sing "Na na-na na na!"
Kids TV. You have to love it really, especially if A) You have no choice, and B) It has catchy music. Of course, option C) It involves Pirates is always nifty too. If you recall a couple ...
Thank You Gmail...
Gmail went down for an hour or so tonight. It would seem it went down just as it was sending me a message, and kinda sorta got caught in a loop... The most amusing thing is, in the 10 minutes ...
Simple Things...
It doesn't take a whole lot to entertain me. And if you read this blog, then chances are you're guilty by association ;) These guys are called Stringfever and they are classic artists with a di...
End The Day With A Smile
If you read this and don't smirk or chuckle... well... Still, after today it made me have a little giggle which isn't bad. Granted a lot of it doesn't apply to me, but none the less. ...
The Joys of Showering
Yes, a blog post about showering. Sue me ;) However, I live for my shower. I love to stand there and let the water just run. It's relaxing, it makes aches and pains feel a little be...
Male or Female?
OK, if you don't know either MY gender or worse, your own, then you might want to do more than a silly little random internet doo-hicky. Anyways, while plodding around today - after all, I AM injured...
Local Life
It can be said that the local life here in Basildon can leave a little to be desired for some people. The local "Entertainment Complex" affectionatly known as Bas-Vegas (see that cunning play on...
Crack Security Force
Today I spent my time mostly sitting with Kellie. Yes, I'm a sap. Gemma turned up after school with her wee ones, and the two girls spent their time gassing while Kellie had cuddles with ...
Couldn't Take The Risk...
I got this this morning from Mr Shiny Demon on his blog, and couldn't take the risk. "You know the ones, "Forward this e-mail or; you'll never have sex, you'll have bad / good luck, your teeth will f...
Apparently I Need Some...
Almost One of Those Days
My life has been very tranquil of late. Mainly because there is very little that is actually getting to me, thanks to walking around like a grinning idiot for the most part. My life has become this ...
Just, Yum
To off-set the ranty-rantness of the previous post, I feel I have to post a somewhat pointless entry.I've not been eating very much of late - a sandwich here, picking at some food there, but while sor...
Ahhh Shit
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, when things were looking up, something always always crops up to put a dampener on your day. It doesn't matter what I do, there is ALWAYS ...
Karma
I've not listened to this video, so don't know if there's any swearing or anything... But it doesn't matter if there is, because I love it when little shits get their comeuppance.And to be fair, I saw...
On The Meds
OK I'm kidding... mostly. See, while I am off my Happy Fun Pills, I am NOT off my "For-The-Love-Of-All-Things-Holy-OWIE!" pain killers. Unlike sadness and depression, chronic pain and missing-bits-o...
The Posh Palace
Having finally returned to the degenerated town of Basildon, I am had my feet up for a little bit, kids are put to bed and I've stolen some milkshake. My nerves are now settled enough to discuss the ...
How Rumours Start
On Strange Pets
Now, you may be forgiven for seeing the title of this post and thinking "Oooh strange pets like odd fish or weird rodents" or suchlike, but that is not the case. No, after receiving various messages ...
(No) Musical Monday
So, once again, I'm late with my Musical Monday post. However, I've gotten in this evening, and with so much going on in my head, I am actually copping out. I hold my hands up and say "I gots nuffin...
Is It Me?
I am not going to comment on this, but I took this picture today in the childrens section of a local book store. Is it just me that sees it?!...
Pssst...
About ten minutes ago, I started writing a blog post in the usual style of a "shurrup bloody gossipers!" in an attempt to stop the rumours, quell the chatting going on behind closed doors and everythi...
Words of Wisdom
Tagged: Natural vs. Fake?
Pretty much everyone in the world loves boobies. Let's face it, they're great. And I don't mean just us blokes. No no, girlies love them too - and why wouldn't they, they get to play with them as m...
Goggles
It could be said that Tam is, at times, a little bit... 0dd. To be fair to her, she DOES have some interesting genes going on... My brains, good looks and, er, well, I think that's all she needs real...
Who Banned Me?
Uh Oh
After reading the "news" this morning about the rabies "scare" - I used the terms news and scare as loosely as possible - I went about my business and doing my own thing. However, after a while, the ...
Fun With Geography
Scaring The Piss Out Of Someone
I am a complete bastard. I know this full well, and I suspect there may be one or two of you that have an inkling I am not telling fibs. Normally, the kids are on the receiving end of my Complete-An...
I Got A Strong Prescription
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I Love Typos
It's not much of a secret when I confess that I make typos. Usually, they are of the stupid sort, wrong words in the wrong place, they're/their/there types - the really silly ones. Don't get me wron...