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300C Two Tone
Sitting at the drive-in for their Saturday afternoon meet up two 300C drivers started talking to the new guy with a 2005 300C that had a rather unusual paint job. Now most paint jobs that are two toned split the upper and lower half of the auto. T...
300C Pirate
A 300c owner who happened to be a pirate, walked into a Chrysler parts shop. The dealer said, "Hey dude, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the 300C pirate guy. "I feel fine..."
dealer: ...
Hero in His 300C
When a man in Houston, Texas driving his 300C came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly stopped his car, jumped out grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.A reporter saw the incident, from his Chrysler congratulated the ...
300C on A Fishing Boat ?
A rumor my second cousin's kid brother said is, a Chrysler 300c has been towed away by a North Korean off the peninsula's east coast. South Korean Chrysler officials should say " we take this very seriously" as a 300c was hidden on fishing boat . ...
Granddaughter's New Chrysler 300C
After winning the lottery the grand mother bought her granddaughter a nice new Chrysler 300C, rose colored to match her 2007 rose 300C. The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for h...
300C+Blond+Hail Storm :)
A beautiful blonde was driving her Chrysler 300C home the other night when we had a terrible hail storm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car was dented badly. The roofing contractors came out in droves and the insurance companys we...
300C Across the Line
A bunch of guys were standing around admiring their Chrysler 300C's. The discussion got heated as they, gave their views on the future of the world and of their precious 300C. They were also talking about their wives & girlfriends views. Finally J...
Rationale For A New 300C
I am thinking maybe I should buy a new 2009 Chrysler 300C.What, why you say, how do you justify that in todays economy ? I respond by saying I was told yesterday by a "financial expert" that I should not try to dump my money in to the saving accou...
Gettin Old with My 300C
Here's something to think about

 I recently picked a new mechanic.  After a visit with exhaustive computer tests, he said my Chrysler 300c was doing 'fairly well' for it's age. (It was a 2005 with many ,many miles.)  
A little concerned ...
Chrysler 300C on a Mountain Road
A UCLA professor was conducting a class in decision-making. In his first drill, he picked a student from Texas."Now son,"he said" I want you to tell me the decision you'd make in this situation. You're driving a beautiful Chrysler 300C on a mountai...
300C Heavenly Rewards
One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a older Chrysler 300. The second guy went to h...
300C Lady Catcher at Any Age
Harold is 95, he has a pimped out Chrysler 300C.Every night after dinner, he would drive over to the Senior Citizen Home. He found ita great way to meet women.Lately he had met Mildred, they drove around a while in the 300C and then parked on lovers...
300C Academy Thoughts
Sure I could have watched all of the awards and heard over and over. A thank you very much for the ability to buy a 300C. Some could have said " Wow. Alright, this is very amazing. It's a great honour for me to have this. I want to and I have to s...
Early 300C Appreciation
It has recently been proven that our closest ancestors may well have been able to speak as well as us but never owned a Chrysler 300C. While Neanderthals lived side by side with modern humans in Europe for many thousands of years, it has been specul...
Death in a 300C Family
It was a sad day when 300C Stanley, President of the Wobo's 300C Car Club died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. 
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, VP Cooter and Treasurer Gomer. â...
A 300C Gift or Not
One  day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main  Street when he saw his buddy  Bubba driving a brand new Chrysler 300C. 

Bubba pulled up to  him with a wide grin. 
'Bubba,  where'd you git that 300C?'  
 
'Suzie  May give it to me.' Bu...
Old Lady 300C Drivers
I have nothing against elderly 300C drivers but I came across these and I couldn't resist. Enjoy *A police officer stops a old lady in a Chrysler 300C for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I w...
Hugging her Chrysler 300C
Coming out of the bank one windy day, I noticed a old lady standing on the bank corner hugging her Chrysler 300C . I said "pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?""Yes, I know....
Don't Argue with 300C Driver
The nice policeman pulled a Chrysler 300C over and told the middle aged slightly balding Danish man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."My 300C was coasting at 40!" the driver protested."Not according to my radar,"the red faced sweatin...
300C Animal Workers
First and foremost, people who work with animals must like the Chrysler 300C. While it helps to like all creatures great and small, at least liking the obvious - cats and dogs - is a prerequisite one must have a 300C, as there are approximately 163...
Speeding in a Chrysler 300C
A guy drove his brand new Chrysler 300C out of the Chrysler saleroom. Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his hair.'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the interstate, enjoying pushing the pedal ...
Smart Use of a 300C
I these tough economic times I would like a creative businessman like this to run my company, wouldn't you ? Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his silver Chrysler 300C to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loa...
300C Causes Remembering at Orange County Auto Show
Just a glimpse here of the Orange County Auto Show at couple of Santini custom 300C.The black & white one looks just like the one my friend Ole used on his honeymoon. A funny guy Ole, he told me this story about his honymoon.It seems Ole, was in his...
300C & Coastal Highway Surprise
A man was riding along in his Chrysler 300C along the coastal highway, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, The Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The ma...
300C & Blondes
 A luscious young blonde drove her Chrysler 300C into a service station. She tells the mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  She says, 'What's the story?'  He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'...
300C Camping
Ollie and Lena went for a nice vacation in their surreal Chrysler 300C they had driven for hours and hours and financially decided to stop for the night and do some primitive camping,which was diametrically opposed to the life driving in the most l...
A Stud, A Chick & A Chrysler 300C
Down in the city lived a chick and a stud, both of whom loved to playtogether.One day the two were playing, when the stud fell into the tar pits andbegan to sink. Scared for his life, the stud yelled for the chick to go get help! Off the chic...
Onother Reason to Fly on the Ground in the 300C
Once almost had a accident with the 300C. Driving out in the countryside along the coast a beautiful summer day,listening to the radio. I was on the way to meet some friends. I had installed a multi-band receiver, cause I like that kind of thing...
300C Driver Getting into Heaven
Superman dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?"The man responds "My name is Joe Noscoviack, a...
Rainbow 300C Limo
Two Chrysler 300C limo drivers met for coffee one day. As they were sitting there waiting to be called from the base station. Betting which one was going to get a bachelor party and which a bachelorette party . Pete turned to Ole and said "Hey," ...
