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24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!

http://24hourstomidnight.wordpress.com

Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku.

• Added on: Sep 16th, 2009
• Country: Canada
• Language: English

• Author: 24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
• Listed in: Film Poetry & Limericks
• Tags: Film humour comedy canadian criticism bad movies

Recent Posts

• Black Christmas (2006)

  Posted on Wednesday December 23rd, 2009 at 07:20 in haiku, trailer, christmas, movie poster, mystyron

  Trachtenberg, get off the couch already! Michelle Trachtenberg, nothing says Christmas like gross and scary incest. Andrea Martin and Lacey Chabert. Sicko! Don’t eat those cookies! ...

• [site news] Staff Xmas Party

  Posted on Sunday December 20th, 2009 at 17:21 in Site News

  We’re watching Black Christmas (the Michelle Trachtenberg one) and maybe Silent Night Deadly Night. There is also booze. And Bumpits. ...

• Wild Things

  Posted on Saturday December 19th, 2009 at 07:57 in video, haiku, Denise Richards, movie poster, neve campbell, boylorne, too old to play a teen

  Swamp Things unbelievable. denise richards as high school tramp? woman, you’re 30. Actually, the movie’s not THAT bad. And Bill Murray’s pretty good. Still, it didn’t need to be 108 minutes long. Wild Things in 90 Seconds....

• Curse of the Vampires

  Posted on Sunday December 13th, 2009 at 20:46 in vampires, movie poster, fred olen ray, savagebrewtality, boylorne

  filipino vamps pointy teeth, strange orange hue hate candelabras Seriously, you could make a drinking game here where you take shot every time someone throws a candelabra. That kind of high-drama is to be expected… “Curse of the Vampir...

• The Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies: Jon Bon Jovi

  Posted on Sunday December 6th, 2009 at 22:54 in jon bon jovi, boylorne, pretty and smart

  Occasionally, a filmmaker needs a lady to look smart, and really wants to beat the audience over the head with it. And sometimes, the menfolk need a little IQ boost from the propmaster, too. The Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies is proud ...

• Cry_Wolf

  Posted on Sunday December 6th, 2009 at 22:11 in video, teens, jared padalecki, jon bon jovi, movie poster, slasher, kristy wu, boylorne

  something something Slippery When Wet the real deception? jon bon jovi: college prof. tweed doesn’t fool us. ...

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