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Posted on Sunday June 29th, 2008 at 20:19
There comes a time in every man’s life when his computer will have shit the bed. For me, that time is now; and this can only mean that the extended warranty has expired recently. Over the last few months, I’ve been Macgyvering it into sem...
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Posted on Monday June 9th, 2008 at 22:27 in Cars, adult, pussy, porn, french, itunes, laptop, oxymoron, facial, cops, douche, twisted
[…] after convincing myself that it sounded more like a facial money shot (a very hetero facial money shot), I streaked across the street (while dripping wet) and retrieved the Crème Douche....
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Posted on Thursday May 29th, 2008 at 23:39 in adult, Salvage, banner, chicks, social, widgets, stand up, lipstick, doodles, hate mail, death threats, vicodin
It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the m...
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Posted on Wednesday May 21st, 2008 at 21:31 in adult, social, guest post, jillian approved
But luckily, there was time to write a guest post on Jillian Approved!, so please swing by her site and check out: I Didn’t Land on “King of Rock”, “King of Rock” Landed on Me; and tell her .45 sent ya!...
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Posted on Sunday May 18th, 2008 at 05:14 in weird, adult, alcohol, panties, crystal meth, racial, testicles, strippers, queries, katherine hepburn, football team, beatings
[…] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding....
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Posted on Thursday May 15th, 2008 at 04:23 in adult, iraq, chicks, political, designers, aromatherapy, gender, parody, Genocide, powerpoint, vegetarians, spreadsheets
[…] A guy can be ugly, fat, bald, and stupid; with a cyst on his mouth and a hump; but as long as he's got ends, he's landing tail....
I consider myself a fan of Mr. .45's. His blog is simply a literary masterpiece. And I can say this because I read books and stuff. This is a must-read for children, grannies, and crackheads everywhere.
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