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Peace Out
There comes a time in every man’s life when his computer will have shit the bed. For me, that time is now; and this can only mean that the extended warranty has expired recently. Over the last few months, I’ve been Macgyvering it into sem...
Please Douche: A Love Poem
[…] after convincing myself that it sounded more like a facial money shot (a very hetero facial money shot), I streaked across the street (while dripping wet) and retrieved the Crème Douche....
Back to Basics
It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the m...
No Time for Love, Dr. Jones!
But luckily, there was time to write a guest post on Jillian Approved!, so please swing by her site and check out: I Didn’t Land on “King of Rock”, “King of Rock” Landed on Me; and tell her .45 sent ya!...
Live Free or Ask .45
[…] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding....
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 9.83 out of a possible 10 based on 6 comments.
Jillian Said:
I consider myself a fan of Mr. .45's. His blog is simply a literary masterpiece. And I can say this because I read books and stuff. This is a must-read for children, grannies, and crackheads everywhere.
Regretful Morning Said:
"Incidentally, these naughty people can repent and even rehabilitate for their simple crimes. A quick slap on the wrist normally puts them in their place anyway. But satire is the work of The Antichrist, a vile transgression for which there is no mortal penance but death itself. In fact, we deserve much, much worse."
offendedblogger Said:
Those girls below me just want you for your body, don't let them fool you. I only want you for your mind.
Well, and your money.
You do have the money you said you'd pay me for this review, right? :p
Claire Said:
Even though he has a disturbing penchant for scallops, this blog is offensive in a good way.
Diamond_Digger Said:
Geez, I love this blog!!! This guy is so incredibly talented at humor and satire. Have...HAVE to visit every day.
Joseph Qelqoth Said:
Because of this weblog, I discovered that the world is going to end in 2011 and the best place to party at the end of humanity is Jumbo's Clown Room. I also enjoyed a very good amount of lol'ing and if lol'ing is your thing, you may wish to pop along and have a good ol' lol of your own.

