Recent Posts Tagged With 'alcohol'

• Live Free or Ask .45

  Posted on Sunday May 18th, 2008 at 05:14 in weird, adult, alcohol, panties, crystal meth, racial, testicles, strippers, queries, katherine hepburn, football team, beatings

  […] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding....

• Sicko This Country

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 23:54 in insurance, drugs, paris, Monkeys, alcohol, chicks, political, social, xenophobia, visas, robert redford, stds

  […] I haven’t been to a doctor in years, aside from semi-regular STD screenings that are necessary for me to continue having promiscuous sex. Even to get these screenings, I must first prove that I am high-risk by bringing photos of myself having...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 2

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 06:00 in middle class, adult, drugs, confidence, alcohol, los angeles, dark, political, social, Delusions, dancing, powerpoint

  […] She always had to do the most expensive thing just because it was the most expensive thing and she might be seen at a good table. This would’ve been okay, since I sure as hell wasn't paying; except I'd be looking at this thimble-sized $200 st...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 1

  Posted on Monday January 14th, 2008 at 17:24 in drugs, abuse, alcohol, political, cookies, social, bin laden, serial killer, dancing, leader, powerpoint, dependency

  […] “You’re not still expecting that raise I promised, are you? That was just pillow talk, and I didn’t appreciate that sonogram thingy in my PowerPoint.” […]...

• Oswald, Bin Laden, the Sun, and Other Fictional Characters

  Posted on Thursday December 27th, 2007 at 13:08 in alcohol, dark, chicks, bin laden, aa, anonymity, vodka, assassination, egg whites, the sun, fat chicks, oswald

  [...] I’m discovering that all kinds of thoughts have been waiting to pass through my head. I don’t like these thoughts. They’re not crazy thoughts, like “Maybe I should stuff the cat in the blender today.” No, these are just heavy, meaty t...