Recent Posts Tagged With 'dark'

• Required Slacker Reading

  Posted on Thursday May 8th, 2008 at 05:45 in book, Police, comments, adult, moving, dark, donations, amazon, social, reference, book recommendations, powerpoint

  Lately I’ve been of the mind of recalling some of my favorite slacker literature. The previous statement is total bullshit, however, considering the fact that I wrote this a while ago and set it to future-post. But just for the sake of this lead-in...

• To Protect and Serve

  Posted on Wednesday March 19th, 2008 at 01:54 in Police, dark, scary, safety, cops, nightmares, landlords, emergency, demons, neighbors, psychos, home invasion

  […] Hi, Emergency? Remember I called four hours ago because a crazy guy busted into my place and told me his cat Elmo said I was gonna kill him? Well, after we grappled for a while, it turned out that Elmo was right after all....

• Mötley Crüe 4-Eva

  Posted on Friday March 14th, 2008 at 22:40 in myspace, weird, diary, dark, movie review, scary, parody, zombies, rednecks, amish, clowns, mötley crüe

  […] When I got to the theater last night, it was just as dead as I had suspected. There was a line for the concession guy, but I didn't wait because they always go right through me....

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 2

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 06:00 in middle class, adult, drugs, confidence, alcohol, los angeles, dark, political, social, Delusions, dancing, powerpoint

  […] She always had to do the most expensive thing just because it was the most expensive thing and she might be seen at a good table. This would’ve been okay, since I sure as hell wasn't paying; except I'd be looking at this thimble-sized $200 st...

• They Looked at Me in Spanish

  Posted on Friday January 4th, 2008 at 22:16 in Spanish, dark, social security, sanitation, neighbors, tijuana, vicodin, taco, painkillers, margarita, telemundo, cockfight

  [...] When I got my drink, I noticed it was laced with GHB, so I had nine more. When nobody tried to violate me after two hours, however, I started to get restless watching Telemundo. [...]...

• The Wig Smelled Like Fear

  Posted on Thursday January 3rd, 2008 at 21:35 in adult, dark, tiger, scar, reno, NPR, lipstick, owen wilson, shotgun, guatemala, kidney, mormons

  [...] When we finally reached the city I call, “The Place I'm Stuck”, and my ointment had run out, I waved good riddance to Pepé and rubbed the scar on my side, feeling warmly reminiscent of the kidney I lost in Guatemala [...]...

• Time at Jumbo’s Clown Room

  Posted on Saturday December 29th, 2007 at 11:53 in adult, relationship, drugs, san francisco, los angeles, dark, sexual harassment, stripper, steroids, Red Bull, ginger rogers, rehab

  [...] After having been involved in a number of these “New Years”, I am now able to confirm that this is actually an ideal time to wipe your slate clean of the prior year’s sexual harassment and lude behaviour accusations and pretend to be a be...

• Oswald, Bin Laden, the Sun, and Other Fictional Characters

  Posted on Thursday December 27th, 2007 at 13:08 in alcohol, dark, chicks, bin laden, aa, anonymity, vodka, assassination, egg whites, the sun, fat chicks, oswald

  [...] I’m discovering that all kinds of thoughts have been waiting to pass through my head. I don’t like these thoughts. They’re not crazy thoughts, like “Maybe I should stuff the cat in the blender today.” No, these are just heavy, meaty t...

• Disembodied White Head

  Posted on Sunday December 23rd, 2007 at 18:19 in white, relationship, dark, cops, guns, jail, the sun, restraining order, forensics, taser guns, caucasions, homicide gloves

  [...] Fact is, the sun and I don’t have a good relationship. We went out for a while, things got messy and now I have a restraining order. The sun is no longer allowed to come within 20 yards of me. [...]...