Recent Posts Tagged With 'drugs'

• Sicko This Country

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 23:54 in insurance, drugs, paris, Monkeys, alcohol, chicks, political, social, xenophobia, visas, robert redford, stds

  […] I haven’t been to a doctor in years, aside from semi-regular STD screenings that are necessary for me to continue having promiscuous sex. Even to get these screenings, I must first prove that I am high-risk by bringing photos of myself having...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 2

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 06:00 in middle class, adult, drugs, confidence, alcohol, los angeles, dark, political, social, Delusions, dancing, powerpoint

  […] She always had to do the most expensive thing just because it was the most expensive thing and she might be seen at a good table. This would’ve been okay, since I sure as hell wasn't paying; except I'd be looking at this thimble-sized $200 st...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 1

  Posted on Monday January 14th, 2008 at 17:24 in drugs, abuse, alcohol, political, cookies, social, bin laden, serial killer, dancing, leader, powerpoint, dependency

  […] “You’re not still expecting that raise I promised, are you? That was just pillow talk, and I didn’t appreciate that sonogram thingy in my PowerPoint.” […]...

• Time at Jumbo’s Clown Room

  Posted on Saturday December 29th, 2007 at 11:53 in adult, relationship, drugs, san francisco, los angeles, dark, sexual harassment, stripper, steroids, Red Bull, ginger rogers, rehab

  [...] After having been involved in a number of these “New Years”, I am now able to confirm that this is actually an ideal time to wipe your slate clean of the prior year’s sexual harassment and lude behaviour accusations and pretend to be a be...