Recent Posts Tagged With 'los angeles'

• Bloody Birthday

  Posted on Monday April 7th, 2008 at 17:53 in adult, dreams, san francisco, birthday, drinking, restaurants, los angeles, chicks, hitchhiking, tradition, reno, mtv

  […] It was kind of getting old to be waking up all the time with a hangover, in somebody’s bushes, wearing only a thong and an eye patch, and wondering whose ass I was gonna to have to kiss to make up for whatever I did the night beforeSHARETHIS....

• Friday Filler!

  Posted on Friday March 21st, 2008 at 05:32 in math, adult, los angeles, memes, chicks, social, page rank, special guests, props, deep space nine, sugar cookies, anal beads

  […] I can’t tell you who these special guests will be, but I can tell you that I would trust them with my blog like I would trust them with my sister, which is to say, I don’t have a sister....

• Mr. Fix-It

  Posted on Friday February 8th, 2008 at 04:26 in san francisco, yoga, los angeles, laptop, Projects, wi fi, zipcar, macgyver, powerbook, strippers, repairs, hookers

  […] Once I realize that the bitching has yet to make the thing work again (this could take years), I will MacGyver it into being halfass operational with a syringe and a used condom wrapper, neither of which are in short supply in the pile under my...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 2

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 06:00 in middle class, adult, drugs, confidence, alcohol, los angeles, dark, political, social, Delusions, dancing, powerpoint

  […] She always had to do the most expensive thing just because it was the most expensive thing and she might be seen at a good table. This would’ve been okay, since I sure as hell wasn't paying; except I'd be looking at this thimble-sized $200 st...

• Time at Jumbo’s Clown Room

  Posted on Saturday December 29th, 2007 at 11:53 in adult, relationship, drugs, san francisco, los angeles, dark, sexual harassment, stripper, steroids, Red Bull, ginger rogers, rehab

  [...] After having been involved in a number of these “New Years”, I am now able to confirm that this is actually an ideal time to wipe your slate clean of the prior year’s sexual harassment and lude behaviour accusations and pretend to be a be...