Recent Posts Tagged With 'lube'

• Required Slacker Reading

  Posted on Thursday May 8th, 2008 at 05:45 in book, Police, comments, adult, moving, dark, donations, amazon, social, reference, book recommendations, powerpoint

  Lately I’ve been of the mind of recalling some of my favorite slacker literature. The previous statement is total bullshit, however, considering the fact that I wrote this a while ago and set it to future-post. But just for the sake of this lead-in...

• On My Deflowering

  Posted on Saturday February 23rd, 2008 at 16:42 in adult, social, ad space, accomplishment, cherry, lube, condoms, the clap, offended blogger, blogosohere, dick jokes, treasure trail

  I just received news that I’ve won the What Was Willy Reading? contest over at Offendedblogger.com. I’m really beside myself, literally; I was cloned somehow. I wish my mom were still talking to me, because I know she’d be proud of her son’s ...

• Ask .45

  Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 02:34 in adult, chicks, cocktails, steroids, mensa, user experience, testicles, nicknames, lube, tang, phraseology, anal beads

  […] I feel bad when random internet searchers stumble on this site and don't necessary find the information they were looking for. So in an attempt to create a better user experience for them, I thought I would try to field some of these misdirecte...

• Time at Jumbo’s Clown Room

  Posted on Saturday December 29th, 2007 at 11:53 in adult, relationship, drugs, san francisco, los angeles, dark, sexual harassment, stripper, steroids, Red Bull, ginger rogers, rehab

  [...] After having been involved in a number of these “New Years”, I am now able to confirm that this is actually an ideal time to wipe your slate clean of the prior year’s sexual harassment and lude behaviour accusations and pretend to be a be...

• Not Quite Right Down There

  Posted on Wednesday December 26th, 2007 at 11:46 in white, adult, san francisco, chicks, oxymoron, chewbacca, antibiotics, pez, wrath, stds, lube, good will hunting

  [...] So she gets the lube and proceeds to completely baste herself in it, just greasing up every shock and piston. She knew what she was doing, too. I was like, “I don't know what exactly is about to go down, but f***ing BRING IT!”. [...]...