Recent Posts Tagged With 'neighbors'

• Bustin’ Up Car Thieves

  Posted on Monday March 24th, 2008 at 12:06 in math, animal, Police, adult, porn, Car, anal sex, cops, steroids, old people, neighbors, baked goods

  […] I already knew the guy did time because the only people that work out that much are inmates and gay men. Inmates work out to ward off anal advances and gay men to invite them.SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Bustin’ Up Car Thieves", url: "htt...

• To Protect and Serve

  Posted on Wednesday March 19th, 2008 at 01:54 in Police, dark, scary, safety, cops, nightmares, landlords, emergency, demons, neighbors, psychos, home invasion

  […] Hi, Emergency? Remember I called four hours ago because a crazy guy busted into my place and told me his cat Elmo said I was gonna kill him? Well, after we grappled for a while, it turned out that Elmo was right after all....

• I Called Her .22

  Posted on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 at 02:06 in adult, models, chicks, social, muslims, guns, vodka, affection, dea, neighbors, trannies, conflict diamonds

  […] They said they didn’t know for dogs, but were plenty knowledgeable about internet sex slavery, selling “decommissioned” warheads to Muslims, and smuggling conflict diamonds for the De Beers Corporation....

• They Looked at Me in Spanish

  Posted on Friday January 4th, 2008 at 22:16 in Spanish, dark, social security, sanitation, neighbors, tijuana, vicodin, taco, painkillers, margarita, telemundo, cockfight

  [...] When I got my drink, I noticed it was laced with GHB, so I had nine more. When nobody tried to violate me after two hours, however, I started to get restless watching Telemundo. [...]...