Recent Posts Tagged With 'observational'

• Back to Basics

  Posted on Thursday May 29th, 2008 at 23:39 in adult, Salvage, banner, chicks, social, widgets, stand up, lipstick, doodles, hate mail, death threats, vicodin

  It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the m...

• Things I’ll Miss About San Francisco

  Posted on Wednesday April 16th, 2008 at 17:31 in san francisco, moving, observational, clean (mostly)

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• The Shit List

  Posted on Friday April 4th, 2008 at 00:00 in bathroom, adult, crap, social, toilets, shit, observational, defecation

  Not to long ago my husband and I were at a friend’s house. There we were, sitting in the garage enjoying an assortment of beers and salty snacks when my stomach decided to go on strike. This presented me with a dilemma I was unused to: Do I mak...

• To Protect and Serve

  Posted on Wednesday March 19th, 2008 at 01:54 in Police, dark, scary, safety, cops, nightmares, landlords, emergency, demons, neighbors, psychos, home invasion

  […] Hi, Emergency? Remember I called four hours ago because a crazy guy busted into my place and told me his cat Elmo said I was gonna kill him? Well, after we grappled for a while, it turned out that Elmo was right after all....

• My Superpower of Unreason

  Posted on Wednesday March 12th, 2008 at 02:57 in adult, sexuality, office, Religious, superpower, orgasm, fulfillment, repression, instinct, bitching, spreadsheets, fine dining

  […] An orgasm is nothing but a reward for fulfilling your primary biological purpose. It’s nature’s way of saying, “Job well done! Enjoy the rest of your evening, and forget about all that other nonsense you were worried about.”...