Recent Posts Tagged With 'painkillers'

• Sicko This Country

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 23:54 in insurance, drugs, paris, Monkeys, alcohol, chicks, political, social, xenophobia, visas, robert redford, stds

  […] I haven’t been to a doctor in years, aside from semi-regular STD screenings that are necessary for me to continue having promiscuous sex. Even to get these screenings, I must first prove that I am high-risk by bringing photos of myself having...

• They Looked at Me in Spanish

  Posted on Friday January 4th, 2008 at 22:16 in Spanish, dark, social security, sanitation, neighbors, tijuana, vicodin, taco, painkillers, margarita, telemundo, cockfight

  [...] When I got my drink, I noticed it was laced with GHB, so I had nine more. When nobody tried to violate me after two hours, however, I started to get restless watching Telemundo. [...]...

• The Wig Smelled Like Fear

  Posted on Thursday January 3rd, 2008 at 21:35 in adult, dark, tiger, scar, reno, NPR, lipstick, owen wilson, shotgun, guatemala, kidney, mormons

  [...] When we finally reached the city I call, “The Place I'm Stuck”, and my ointment had run out, I waved good riddance to Pepé and rubbed the scar on my side, feeling warmly reminiscent of the kidney I lost in Guatemala [...]...