Recent Posts Tagged With 'peanut butter'

• Battlecat Fatso

  Posted on Sunday April 27th, 2008 at 02:34 in porn, san francisco, Satan, karma, Religious, mice, peanut butter, banshee, clowns, lobo, citizen kane, catcher in the rye

  Frustrated by various snags I’ve hit during the making of LOBO: The Motion Picture, I decided I needed to take some time to clear my head. Nagging doubts began to seep into my conscience. Not about the movie -oh God no; this script is the b...

• Ask .45, Again

  Posted on Wednesday March 5th, 2008 at 02:37 in myspace, sponsors, babies, adult, san francisco, social, t shirts, msnbc, technorati, starbucks, bullets, peanut butter

  […] Clueless housewife humor holds no appeal for me. I already know that babies shit everywhere; I don’t need to read the continuing analysis of this supposed amazing revelation 87,000 times/day on Technorati. Just stick their noses in it and lay...

• What I’m a Gonna Do?, Part 2

  Posted on Monday February 4th, 2008 at 02:14 in africa, Romance, lost, victory, dancing, mice, peanut butter, validation, traps, special forces, subdued, glue

  […] When I came out in the morning and discovered these four mice, I dropped my bloody mary and did The Forbidden Dance of victory. I deserved it. Let the dance police haul me in if they want. My cellies in the lipstick-collar prison would understa...

• What I’m a Gonna Do?, Part 1

  Posted on Thursday January 31st, 2008 at 03:38 in san francisco, TiVo, chicks, tourists, the hills, metal gear solid, mice, peanut butter, canadians, crackheads, chinatown, cosmos

  […] Great, so in addition to crackheads and yuppies, I now have to kill mice? What next, Canadians? I’m normally a pretty brave guy. I would fight six dudes if I had to; six very short, effeminate dudes with heart problems […]...