Recent Posts Tagged With 'political'

• Aromatherapy for Men

  Posted on Thursday May 15th, 2008 at 04:23 in adult, iraq, chicks, political, designers, aromatherapy, gender, parody, Genocide, powerpoint, vegetarians, spreadsheets

  […] A guy can be ugly, fat, bald, and stupid; with a cyst on his mouth and a hump; but as long as he's got ends, he's landing tail....

• Sicko This Country

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 23:54 in insurance, drugs, paris, Monkeys, alcohol, chicks, political, social, xenophobia, visas, robert redford, stds

  […] I haven’t been to a doctor in years, aside from semi-regular STD screenings that are necessary for me to continue having promiscuous sex. Even to get these screenings, I must first prove that I am high-risk by bringing photos of myself having...

• My Bloody Valentine

  Posted on Friday February 15th, 2008 at 16:19 in myspace, Identity, chicks, political, social, bin laden, bullets, social web, fbi, stalkers, strippers, sars

  […] I used to make a practice of littering my personal information around in the hopes of having my identity stolen. My identity hasn’t been doing me much good and if some Nigerian con ring wants to assume the insurmountable debt and FBI record, ...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 2

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 06:00 in middle class, adult, drugs, confidence, alcohol, los angeles, dark, political, social, Delusions, dancing, powerpoint

  […] She always had to do the most expensive thing just because it was the most expensive thing and she might be seen at a good table. This would’ve been okay, since I sure as hell wasn't paying; except I'd be looking at this thimble-sized $200 st...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 1

  Posted on Monday January 14th, 2008 at 17:24 in drugs, abuse, alcohol, political, cookies, social, bin laden, serial killer, dancing, leader, powerpoint, dependency

  […] “You’re not still expecting that raise I promised, are you? That was just pillow talk, and I didn’t appreciate that sonogram thingy in my PowerPoint.” […]...