Recent Posts Tagged With 'potting soil'

• Back to Basics

  Posted on Thursday May 29th, 2008 at 23:39 in adult, Salvage, banner, chicks, social, widgets, stand up, lipstick, doodles, hate mail, death threats, vicodin

  It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the m...

• Battlecat Fatso

  Posted on Sunday April 27th, 2008 at 02:34 in porn, san francisco, Satan, karma, Religious, mice, peanut butter, banshee, clowns, lobo, citizen kane, catcher in the rye

  Frustrated by various snags I’ve hit during the making of LOBO: The Motion Picture, I decided I needed to take some time to clear my head. Nagging doubts began to seep into my conscience. Not about the movie -oh God no; this script is the b...

• Ask .45, Again

  Posted on Wednesday March 5th, 2008 at 02:37 in myspace, sponsors, babies, adult, san francisco, social, t shirts, msnbc, technorati, starbucks, bullets, peanut butter

  […] Clueless housewife humor holds no appeal for me. I already know that babies shit everywhere; I don’t need to read the continuing analysis of this supposed amazing revelation 87,000 times/day on Technorati. Just stick their noses in it and lay...

• Ask .45

  Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 02:34 in adult, chicks, cocktails, steroids, mensa, user experience, testicles, nicknames, lube, tang, phraseology, anal beads

  […] I feel bad when random internet searchers stumble on this site and don't necessary find the information they were looking for. So in an attempt to create a better user experience for them, I thought I would try to field some of these misdirecte...

• They Looked at Me in Spanish

  Posted on Friday January 4th, 2008 at 22:16 in Spanish, dark, social security, sanitation, neighbors, tijuana, vicodin, taco, painkillers, margarita, telemundo, cockfight

  [...] When I got my drink, I noticed it was laced with GHB, so I had nine more. When nobody tried to violate me after two hours, however, I started to get restless watching Telemundo. [...]...