Recent Posts Tagged With 'san francisco'

• Battlecat Fatso

  Posted on Sunday April 27th, 2008 at 02:34 in porn, san francisco, Satan, karma, Religious, mice, peanut butter, banshee, clowns, lobo, citizen kane, catcher in the rye

  Frustrated by various snags I’ve hit during the making of LOBO: The Motion Picture, I decided I needed to take some time to clear my head. Nagging doubts began to seep into my conscience. Not about the movie -oh God no; this script is the b...

• MJ’s Last Dance

  Posted on Monday April 21st, 2008 at 05:52 in san francisco, moving, 420, parody, barbecue, racial, filipinos, album cover, snowman, the sun, yuppies, caucasions

  I’m generally not into taking photos, but I’ve been snapping some off lately to document my last days in San Francisco. Today there was a barbeque at my house to celebrate 420. This is really just as good an excuse as any; we have A LOT of barbeq...

• Things I’ll Miss About San Francisco

  Posted on Wednesday April 16th, 2008 at 17:31 in san francisco, moving, observational, clean (mostly)

  SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Things I’ll Miss About San Francisco", url: "http://45caliberweb.com/humor/clean/observational-2/things-ill-miss-about-san-francisco" });...

• Bloody Birthday

  Posted on Monday April 7th, 2008 at 17:53 in adult, dreams, san francisco, birthday, drinking, restaurants, los angeles, chicks, hitchhiking, tradition, reno, mtv

  […] It was kind of getting old to be waking up all the time with a hangover, in somebody’s bushes, wearing only a thong and an eye patch, and wondering whose ass I was gonna to have to kiss to make up for whatever I did the night beforeSHARETHIS....

• The Wrath of Scallopman

  Posted on Sunday March 9th, 2008 at 06:33 in adult, san francisco, birthday, restaurants, metabolism, dna, jennifer love hewitt, illegals, wrath, buffet, rich people, scientists

  […] we get to this restaurant and I’m throwin’ elbows. Kids, librarians, whomever; if they’re in my way, they’re goin’ down....

• Ask .45, Again

  Posted on Wednesday March 5th, 2008 at 02:37 in myspace, sponsors, babies, adult, san francisco, social, t shirts, msnbc, technorati, starbucks, bullets, peanut butter

  […] Clueless housewife humor holds no appeal for me. I already know that babies shit everywhere; I don’t need to read the continuing analysis of this supposed amazing revelation 87,000 times/day on Technorati. Just stick their noses in it and lay...

• Mr. Fix-It

  Posted on Friday February 8th, 2008 at 04:26 in san francisco, yoga, los angeles, laptop, Projects, wi fi, zipcar, macgyver, powerbook, strippers, repairs, hookers

  […] Once I realize that the bitching has yet to make the thing work again (this could take years), I will MacGyver it into being halfass operational with a syringe and a used condom wrapper, neither of which are in short supply in the pile under my...

• What I’m a Gonna Do?, Part 1

  Posted on Thursday January 31st, 2008 at 03:38 in san francisco, TiVo, chicks, tourists, the hills, metal gear solid, mice, peanut butter, canadians, crackheads, chinatown, cosmos

  […] Great, so in addition to crackheads and yuppies, I now have to kill mice? What next, Canadians? I’m normally a pretty brave guy. I would fight six dudes if I had to; six very short, effeminate dudes with heart problems […]...

• Time at Jumbo’s Clown Room

  Posted on Saturday December 29th, 2007 at 11:53 in adult, relationship, drugs, san francisco, los angeles, dark, sexual harassment, stripper, steroids, Red Bull, ginger rogers, rehab

  [...] After having been involved in a number of these “New Years”, I am now able to confirm that this is actually an ideal time to wipe your slate clean of the prior year’s sexual harassment and lude behaviour accusations and pretend to be a be...

• Not Quite Right Down There

  Posted on Wednesday December 26th, 2007 at 11:46 in white, adult, san francisco, chicks, oxymoron, chewbacca, antibiotics, pez, wrath, stds, lube, good will hunting

  [...] So she gets the lube and proceeds to completely baste herself in it, just greasing up every shock and piston. She knew what she was doing, too. I was like, “I don't know what exactly is about to go down, but f***ing BRING IT!”. [...]...

• Suffering in the Rear

  Posted on Tuesday December 25th, 2007 at 01:21 in africa, Identity, san francisco, models, anonymity, humiliation, bullets, instinct, guatemala, wet t-shirt, caliber, earshot

  [...] While still providing little padding and sure to be a source of humiliation in future recall as well as cause for difficulty in sitting and especially horseback riding, at least none of my more vital organs would be violated and will continue b...