Recent Posts Tagged With 'social'

• Back to Basics

  Posted on Thursday May 29th, 2008 at 23:39 in adult, Salvage, banner, chicks, social, widgets, stand up, lipstick, doodles, hate mail, death threats, vicodin

  It was just about 6 months ago now that I was in the process of transcribing some old stand-up routines to story form (like this one on the Clap), because I don’t do much live performance anymore and thought I might be able to salvage some of the m...

• No Time for Love, Dr. Jones!

  Posted on Wednesday May 21st, 2008 at 21:31 in adult, social, guest post, jillian approved

  But luckily, there was time to write a guest post on Jillian Approved!, so please swing by her site and check out: I Didn’t Land on “King of Rock”, “King of Rock” Landed on Me; and tell her .45 sent ya!...

• Required Slacker Reading

  Posted on Thursday May 8th, 2008 at 05:45 in book, Police, comments, adult, moving, dark, donations, amazon, social, reference, book recommendations, powerpoint

  Lately I’ve been of the mind of recalling some of my favorite slacker literature. The previous statement is total bullshit, however, considering the fact that I wrote this a while ago and set it to future-post. But just for the sake of this lead-in...

• Out of Order

  Posted on Sunday April 13th, 2008 at 23:11 in medical, sleep, social, illness, Projects, clock, format, visas, showcase, girl-on-girl, vicodin, cold medicine

  […] cold medicine, allergy, sleep, Vicodin, girl-on-girl internet publishing, acupuncture, mushrooms, phone sex, an exit visa; anything I hope will make me feel betterSHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Out of Order", url: "http://45caliberweb.com/humor/c...

• The Shit List

  Posted on Friday April 4th, 2008 at 00:00 in bathroom, adult, crap, social, toilets, shit, observational, defecation

  Not to long ago my husband and I were at a friend’s house. There we were, sitting in the garage enjoying an assortment of beers and salty snacks when my stomach decided to go on strike. This presented me with a dilemma I was unused to: Do I mak...

• Gone Phishing

  Posted on Monday March 31st, 2008 at 05:29 in paypal, social, phishing, whips, predator press, a little piece of me, lil blog of horrors, clean (mostly), digg'n for diamonds, sexyads blog, the cult of qelqoth, the loquaciously verbose ramblings of 1 slacker

  I’m still working on some things because Claire’s been cracking the whip on me, but before the week’s out I just wanted to take a minute to first thank Qelqoth for his contribution to the Headspace. He always makes me laugh and I co...

• Friday Filler!

  Posted on Friday March 21st, 2008 at 05:32 in math, adult, los angeles, memes, chicks, social, page rank, special guests, props, deep space nine, sugar cookies, anal beads

  […] I can’t tell you who these special guests will be, but I can tell you that I would trust them with my blog like I would trust them with my sister, which is to say, I don’t have a sister....

• Ask .45, Again

  Posted on Wednesday March 5th, 2008 at 02:37 in myspace, sponsors, babies, adult, san francisco, social, t shirts, msnbc, technorati, starbucks, bullets, peanut butter

  […] Clueless housewife humor holds no appeal for me. I already know that babies shit everywhere; I don’t need to read the continuing analysis of this supposed amazing revelation 87,000 times/day on Technorati. Just stick their noses in it and lay...

• High Honors

  Posted on Saturday March 1st, 2008 at 16:00 in adult, social, internet explorer, tributes, web browsers, mattress police, cult of qelqoth, offended blogger, digital sickbag, grandma panties

  […] Internet Explorer is like the Grandma panty of web browsers. Sure everybody’s got a pair, but if you’re wearing them it’s either laundry day or you’re on the rag. Either way, not very sexy....

• My Tortured, Lonely Vote

  Posted on Wednesday February 27th, 2008 at 04:34 in diary, social, publicist, NASA, star trek, interpol, subdued, deep space nine, mattress police, cult of qelqoth, jpegs, offended blogger

  […] Now, I’m no NASA scientist, but I have been known to volunteer my consulting services to anyone in Google’s engineering department that I can reach by viral E-mail campaign. In return, they tell me that an average of 500 visitors/month is g...

• Up the Academy

  Posted on Monday February 25th, 2008 at 23:40 in titles, feminism, betting, chicks, amazon, aliens, social, corporations, oscars, nicknames, tom wilkinson, trickery

  […] I’m a walking body bag. If my body’s a temple, it’s the Temple of Doom. There’s even a little bald dude in there that rips out chicks’ hearts....

• On My Deflowering

  Posted on Saturday February 23rd, 2008 at 16:42 in adult, social, ad space, accomplishment, cherry, lube, condoms, the clap, offended blogger, blogosohere, dick jokes, treasure trail

  I just received news that I’ve won the What Was Willy Reading? contest over at Offendedblogger.com. I’m really beside myself, literally; I was cloned somehow. I wish my mom were still talking to me, because I know she’d be proud of her son’s ...

• Sicko This Country

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 23:54 in insurance, drugs, paris, Monkeys, alcohol, chicks, political, social, xenophobia, visas, robert redford, stds

  […] I haven’t been to a doctor in years, aside from semi-regular STD screenings that are necessary for me to continue having promiscuous sex. Even to get these screenings, I must first prove that I am high-risk by bringing photos of myself having...

• My Bloody Valentine

  Posted on Friday February 15th, 2008 at 16:19 in myspace, Identity, chicks, political, social, bin laden, bullets, social web, fbi, stalkers, strippers, sars

  […] I used to make a practice of littering my personal information around in the hopes of having my identity stolen. My identity hasn’t been doing me much good and if some Nigerian con ring wants to assume the insurmountable debt and FBI record, ...

• I Called Her .22

  Posted on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 at 02:06 in adult, models, chicks, social, muslims, guns, vodka, affection, dea, neighbors, trannies, conflict diamonds

  […] They said they didn’t know for dogs, but were plenty knowledgeable about internet sex slavery, selling “decommissioned” warheads to Muslims, and smuggling conflict diamonds for the De Beers Corporation....

• Dirty-Knuckled Playground Bully

  Posted on Sunday January 27th, 2008 at 20:12 in vocabulary, amazon, social, guidance, greys anatomy, subdued, ass clown, tourette's, millimeter, self preservation, .45, big meanie

  […] As one who appreciates help in being directed to things I may enjoy, I am saddened to know that I can no longer find this help on Amazon, unless fool enough to accept guidance from people that watch Grey’s Anatomy. […]...

• Party Like It’s 2011

  Posted on Thursday January 24th, 2008 at 20:50 in lost, chicks, social, bin laden, cops, 2012, louis vuitton, old people, stalkers, subdued, ass clown, sleeper cells

  […] I don’t carry a phone because it makes it too easy for the sleeper cells I infiltrate to zero in on my location after I’ve sabotaged their operations. This always makes chicks both impressed and afraid for my safety […]...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 2

  Posted on Friday January 18th, 2008 at 06:00 in middle class, adult, drugs, confidence, alcohol, los angeles, dark, political, social, Delusions, dancing, powerpoint

  […] She always had to do the most expensive thing just because it was the most expensive thing and she might be seen at a good table. This would’ve been okay, since I sure as hell wasn't paying; except I'd be looking at this thimble-sized $200 st...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 1

  Posted on Monday January 14th, 2008 at 17:24 in drugs, abuse, alcohol, political, cookies, social, bin laden, serial killer, dancing, leader, powerpoint, dependency

  […] “You’re not still expecting that raise I promised, are you? That was just pillow talk, and I didn’t appreciate that sonogram thingy in my PowerPoint.” […]...