Recent Posts Tagged With 'stds'

• Taking Back Slut

  Posted on Tuesday April 1st, 2008 at 02:32 in weird, adult, bondage, yeast infections, drinking, pro-choice, technorati, freak, latex, happy hour, rodeo, ins

  […] I’m more concerned about a girl that isn’t a slut. This always means she’s hiding something; like a boyfriend, or a yeast infection, or a penis, or the fact that she’s a crap lay.SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Taking Back Slut", url: "htt...

• Ask .45, Again

  Posted on Wednesday March 5th, 2008 at 02:37 in myspace, sponsors, babies, adult, san francisco, social, t shirts, msnbc, technorati, starbucks, bullets, peanut butter

  […] Clueless housewife humor holds no appeal for me. I already know that babies shit everywhere; I don’t need to read the continuing analysis of this supposed amazing revelation 87,000 times/day on Technorati. Just stick their noses in it and lay...

• Sicko This Country

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 23:54 in insurance, drugs, paris, Monkeys, alcohol, chicks, political, social, xenophobia, visas, robert redford, stds

  […] I haven’t been to a doctor in years, aside from semi-regular STD screenings that are necessary for me to continue having promiscuous sex. Even to get these screenings, I must first prove that I am high-risk by bringing photos of myself having...

• Not Quite Right Down There

  Posted on Wednesday December 26th, 2007 at 11:46 in white, adult, san francisco, chicks, oxymoron, chewbacca, antibiotics, pez, wrath, stds, lube, good will hunting

  [...] So she gets the lube and proceeds to completely baste herself in it, just greasing up every shock and piston. She knew what she was doing, too. I was like, “I don't know what exactly is about to go down, but f***ing BRING IT!”. [...]...