Recent Posts Tagged With 'testicles'

• Live Free or Ask .45

  Posted on Sunday May 18th, 2008 at 05:14 in weird, adult, alcohol, panties, crystal meth, racial, testicles, strippers, queries, katherine hepburn, football team, beatings

  […] The day will soon be upon us when Whitey will officially be outnumbered. This is largely due to crystal meth and inbreeding....

• Ask .45, Again

  Posted on Wednesday March 5th, 2008 at 02:37 in myspace, sponsors, babies, adult, san francisco, social, t shirts, msnbc, technorati, starbucks, bullets, peanut butter

  […] Clueless housewife humor holds no appeal for me. I already know that babies shit everywhere; I don’t need to read the continuing analysis of this supposed amazing revelation 87,000 times/day on Technorati. Just stick their noses in it and lay...

• Deranged Canvas of Revenge, Part 1

  Posted on Monday January 14th, 2008 at 17:24 in drugs, abuse, alcohol, political, cookies, social, bin laden, serial killer, dancing, leader, powerpoint, dependency

  […] “You’re not still expecting that raise I promised, are you? That was just pillow talk, and I didn’t appreciate that sonogram thingy in my PowerPoint.” […]...

• Ask .45

  Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 02:34 in adult, chicks, cocktails, steroids, mensa, user experience, testicles, nicknames, lube, tang, phraseology, anal beads

  […] I feel bad when random internet searchers stumble on this site and don't necessary find the information they were looking for. So in an attempt to create a better user experience for them, I thought I would try to field some of these misdirecte...

• The Rich, Purifying Waters of My Millimeter

  Posted on Tuesday January 8th, 2008 at 13:34 in spam, self improvement, cocktails, irony, barbecue, consumer electronics, leader, testicles, creator, admirers, penis enlargement, eiffel tower

  […] Only testicle pulsing specimens of the female form would surround me at all times, and they would fix my cocktails and sing my praises while dancing in a celebration of the greatness that is I and my millimeter. […]...