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A Novel Menagerie is a site dedicated to the reviews of both fiction and non-fiction books. Both new releases and American classics are blogged about. In addition to the menagerie of books that will be reviewed, I am the zookeeper of quite the mena
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Dancing With the Stars November 9, 2009: We’re Down To 5!
  As I predicted, last week’s double elimination sent Michael & Mark home. This week, the remaining 5 compete for a spot in the semi-finals. face another double elimination. This week’s dance-off included two individual danc...
Dancing With the Stars November 2, 2009: 7 Couples Give It Their All!
  Last week’s double elimination sent Melissa & Louie packing. This week, the remaining 7 face another double elimination. My prediction? It’s either Michael, Mark or… unfortunately Kelly. This week’s dance-off i...
Dancing With the Stars October 26, 2009: And Then There Were 9…
  For my loyal readers, I must apologize for missing last week’s update. Unfortunately, I was completely buried in schoolwork and tests. I had over 7 hours of homework on Monday night and I just couldn’t manage my DWTS post. I&#...
Dancing With the Stars October 12, 2009: 11 Couples Compete
 LOUIS VAN AMSTEL LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON? PUT THE KIDS TO BED EARLY, DEREK & JOANNA ARE ON. CARRIE ANN & BRUNO TURN THEIR BACKS ON LEN! I think I know that once we get the pack thinned out that I will enjoy this show much more. There...
Dancing With the Stars October 5, 2009: 13 Couples Compete
 VISIT THE “BRING BACK BAZ” WEBSITE. NEXT WEEK’S SHOW: THE COMING OUT PARTY FOR DONNY & BRUNO THE FULL MOON IS MAKING EVERYBODY KISS! The twins and I had the funniest conversation tonight after Tom Delay’s dance. For...
Dancing With the Stars September 28, 2009: 14 Couples Compete
 BAZ REPLACES POOPY-PANTS-LEN KARINA AS MISS PIGGY? CONGRESS THINKS HE’S CRAZY! I never thought that I’d actually miss Len Goodman. But, I did! I think I like his cranky, yet endearing ways. Baz Luhrmann (director of movie Moulin...
DWTS: The Finals!
WILL I EVER GET THE IMAGE OF BRUNO IN A SPEEDO OUT OF MY HEAD? CARRIE ANN’S “PEEPS” ARE CALLED “POOPS?” It’s our final three couples and we’re ready for the final showdown. Here’s my nagging and pra...
DWTS: Lil’ Kim Is Alive & Well and She’s Living In Your Pants!
GILLES SHEDS A TEAR CATHERINE ZETA “SHAWN” ? “I WOULDN’T JUMP AROUND TOO MUCH IN THAT DRESS IF I WERE YOU, SAMANTA.” (-Tom Bergeron to Samantha Harris on her low cut dress) THE SAMBA IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PARTY, BUT IT&...
DWTS: You Tried to Be A Lady, But You’re More Comfortable Being A Tramp
LEN’S GOING TO PICKLE HIS WALNUTS. SHAWN’S GOT THE KILLER INSTINCT. TY CLAIMS:Â “I DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS RUMBA HAS BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE” JUST AFTER HE REMINDS CHELSIE THAT IT’S PRETTY CLEAR BY NOW THAT HE’S N...
DWTS: What Every Good Cowboy Needs… A Hair Net & A Spray Tan!
OMG… MELISSA! THE B!TCH IS BACK AND SHE MEANS BUSINESS! BRUNO LIKES DEM BUNS! YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE LADY GA-GA TO WIN THIS… With Lawrence voted away, the pack is getting smaller. We’ve got two group dances tonight to add i...
DWTS: More Rise and Fall Than a Bride’s Nightie…
CLOTHING ON EDYTA… WHAT A CONCEPT! TAKING THE RAUNCH OUT OF LIL’ KIM IS LIKE HAVING A MARGARITA WITHOUT THE TEQUILLA? PAAAHHLEASE! SHAWN’S A P.Y.T.! 60’s-A-GO-GO Steve-O is gone and unfortunately he takes Lacy with him.Â...
DWTS: Bruno’s The Inflatable Guy At the Car Lot
MARK’S KEEPIN’ IT “AGE APPROPRIATE…” THE SAPP IS BACK “WHAT WAS ON THE LABEL WASN’T WHAT WAS IN THE TIN!” LACY IS RACY! David Alan Grier is gone despite the better judges’ marks last week.  ...
DWTS: Naked Man Wins Again!
LAWRENCE GIVING LAP DANCES? LEN’S STRANGE… IN THIS COUNTRY. YOU’RE GOING DOWN, PAPA! WE NEED MORE BULL-RIDERS! Steve Wozniak and Holly Madison are gone, I breathe another huge sigh of relief. Actually, not because Steve is g...
