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Absolutely Serious » Political and social satire.
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Absolutely Serious takes a satirical look at news, politics, and technology in Baltimore and around the World.
- Added on: Jul 1st, 2007
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: E.P. Wintergreen
- Listed in: Humor News & Media
- Tags: world baltimore features
Recent Posts
Bush warns Iran: Become a Functioning Democracy Immediately or Prepare to be Forced into Freedom
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush today responded to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s visit to Columbia University by issuing yet another ultimatum to Iran: become free immediately or we’ll do it for you. “And I have a feeling you...
Exclusive Interview with Rudy Giuliani
Recently we had a chance to sit down with Rudy Giuliani and discuss his plans for the country, if elected president. Absolutely Serious: Rudy, you’ve already been crowned the “President of 9/11” by The Onion. How do you view your tenure as...
Couple’s Bid to Live Completely ‘Green’ life ends in Starvation, Disease
WILDERNESS, SD—A New York couple’s quest to live a completely ‘green’ lifestyle has come to an end. Chris and Suzy Zelton, a married couple from Manhattan moved to the South Dakota wilderness in a bid to show people that it’...
Canton Man Traumatized by Night Out in Mt. Vernon
BALTIMORE, MD—An innocent night on the town turned traumatic Friday night for Canton resident Alex Shafely when he and a friend, Shaun Livingston, ventured to the Mt. Vernon neighborhood for a night of fun. Leaving the confines of Canton for the fi...
Troops Happy to Fight Pointless War as Long as Americans have Ribbons, Flags on Cars
BAGHDAD, IRAQ—A recent survey taken by the Pentagon revealed that U.S. troops stationed in Iraq are content to keep fighting as long as Americans back home show their support with yellow magnetic ribbons attached to the trunks of their cars. Genera...
The West Baltimore Diet: 6 Ways to Lose Weight and Energize Your Life Today
1. Stay active and energized. Really energized. In life there are no shortcuts to a more active lifestyle, but in West Baltimore there is cocaine. Snort, smoke, or shoot the good stuff whenever you feel down. This will keep your spirits high and incr...
