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Absurdistry is the semi-autobiographical chronicles of ones mans experiences and thoughts. It is a spontanious flow of narrative and ideas which seek to express the every day struggles and realizations of a reclusive Writer, Poet and Painter living i
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My Sister The Slut
My sister is a 37 year old slut. I have not always been aware of this- but recently it has caught my attention that this is the case. On several occasions I have spent time with her in parks on nice sunny afternoons. We lay out a blanket and I am alw...
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The Bush Lover
I am a serious lover of vagina. Not in a misogynistic way but rather I adore vagina. At times it is almost as if vagina and I are kindred spirits. Lately I have been contemplating where this odd bond comes from. I have been trying to re-live my mothe...
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The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #19
I never imagined that a naked woman behind glass could be so gratifying and theraputic! How had I gone so long without considering this form of sexual interaction? Not only is it considerably cheaper to talk and mutually masturbate with a woman behin...
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #18
She called herself the “Divine Back Scratcher.” A whore with this kind of vernacular struck an immediate interest in me. Despite the fact that I had pledged to stay away from prostitutes for a time, the itch was returning. For a man this ...
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The Resurgence Of Absurdistry
I thought about dumping this site, but once again it was saved by a reader. At times I feel as if the words that come out my fingertips go against my deepest principles. I feel ashamed of the things I write and wonder if I should really share this wi...
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The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #15
Human beings are remarkably resilient to stress. One way or another we manage to persevere, to survive, and to have our moments of pleasure, peace and fulfillment. We are expert copers of internal and external problems. We cope through prayer and rel...
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The Pervert In Room #8
I like to sneak into motel rooms. An innocent hobby at first, which has turned into a full time pre-occupation. How it began was by overhearing a conversation about a motel (which is close to my home) that is a hub of activity for prostitution. My te...
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #14
Even hookers have to work when it’s raining. I have spent the past three days desperately searching for employment. My dedication to the search surprisingly took my mind off things of a sexual nature. My lust went into remission and I experienc...
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #13 (an afterwards)
I could not stop obsessing about a golden shower. This is the difficulty with being human- inane preoccupations (everything that lives, laments). All day, yesterday- I spent obsessing over what it would be like to receive a golden shower from the sex...
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The Sex Life Of A Man Without One #13
This morning I awoke with an erection that seemed like it was trying to break free from my body. It climbed higher than I had ever remembered and an uncomfortable pressure caused it to thump back and forth. I felt angered by my inability to control m...
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The End Of Absurdistry
I just wanted to let my readers know that this site will be taken off the air in a day or so. Thank you for all of you comments and support. The good times were memorable. I hope I unhinged a few inhibitions, or what Therapists call “repression...
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #11.
“MIND-Bl(o)wing}*playmate SuPper Cute,” sent me an instant message this morning. I had no idea how this could of ended up in my private space. I have always been careful not to leave a trace in my tireless acts of exploitation. What care...
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #10.
She refused to take off her pantyhose. She looked like Paris Hilton so I did not mind. It was a difficult decision. Should I go through with this or should I abstain? I am seeking out therapeutic help for my problem tomorrow, so why not indulge today...
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How A Man Takes A Shower.
Once naked, I imagine myself to be some place else in time. Far away from the cold confines of my home and the dysfunctional harangues of my marriage. The warm steam fills the cold air with a sweaty mist and I am ready to leave my problems on the flo...
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Sex Life Of A Man Without One #9
A naked prostitute in a tree!! This was too much. Yesterday I had seen a ghost for the first time in my life and now this! The days are just getting more interesting as I go on. What will tomorrow bring? For today was one of the stranger days in my l...

