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Why Women Like That Wan??
Because it is fabled that when the Almighty wanted to create a mate for Adam that time, he asked Adam if he wanted a perfect women who would obey his every word, submit to his every whim and fancy and...
Sien Ka Na Lan
Ya, sien ka na lan. That’s what we say when we have nothing better to do. I don’t know how this comparison came about though. I mean sien is sien lah, how come can sien like cock? The cock...
Tum Choon Doi - Bang Balls
Today we shall talk about Tum Choon Toi. Tum Choon Doi is a cantonese phrase when simply translated means bang balls. It is only suitable for the men and people belonging to the fairer sex are discour...
Sor Hai
Sor Hai - Cantonese Adjective - A term used to describe someone who says and does dumb things. Pronounced as “saw high” with prominence placed on the “o” and the “a”...
Don’t Blog. Blogging Makes You Impotent.
You sit, think of what to blog. You stand, think of what to blog, You walk, think of what to blog, you work, think of what to blog, you want to fuck, also thinking of what to blog. Like this, lanjiao ...
The 3 Gs That All Malaysian And Singaporean Men Must Have
The first G is Gold. As in Gam, As in Gim as in Gin Yuin Chai Pao, As in Money. Without the first G they can forget about the second and third G. The second G is Girlfriend. As in “Nei tiu lui&#...
Singing and Masturbating in The Bathroom
Singing in the bathroom is the most joyous thing to do, other than masturbating that is. Of course if you can sing and masturbate at the same time it would be double the pleasure. Imagine. Singing...
The Disgusting Things You Do…
When you have nothing better to do. Digging for gold in your nose with your forefinger, then finding it to tight for your forefinger, use your small finger and continue digging like as though it is a ...
Sentenced To The Gas Chamber.
It is very surprising that in this time and age, people are still sentenced to death by shoving them into gas chambers. It is not that I am against the death sentence. I do believe that if you have co...
Beer Belly Is A Hindrance To Sex
I am writing way too many things about sex, but then, for a man my age, what else is there to talk about except sex? I know nuts about technological stuffs, I know nothing about computers, gadgets, pr...
Can You Still Have Sex After 6 Beers?
Image Source I can’t. Can You? After 30 years of beer binging, I came to 2 conclusions. Men will never be able to get a hard on after 6 beers and more, so they reach home, go to the loo, piss ...
No More Paid Post, So Ah Pek Become a Porn Peddlar!
Yes. I am a porn peddlar now! hahahahahaaa…. I think I better put a big disclaimer on my header stating that this blog serves Adult Ads. Those who cannot tahan, please read through my feeds, but...
I Like Everything Big, (but some things must be small.)
I, like most men, likes everything to be big. House must be big, car must be big, motor bike must be big, ku ku ciao must be big, nen nen must be big, even my Ads in my sidebar must also be big. So ...
Ownself Looking For Dead Road
Neh… you see all the gigantic affiliate posters? Go and sign up. hahahahahaaa…. but read my post title first. Okay lah. No more mention about sien and all. I am going back to the day I sta...
The TaiKor and His Tattoo
TaiKor Seng is a feared man in the underworld. He has many mahchais . Every time there is a table talk, he will be the one to take the table and each time the table talk goes bad, he will be the firs...
Monday Morning Talk Story
“Sel Lou! Sei lou!” Shouts from the Fat Lady boomed from the car porch. The minah birds nestling on the trees just outside my fence, fluttered away in a flurry of panic. Their bird brains ...
Why Are We Celebrating Halloween Again?
I think last year I asked the same question. This year I am asking again. Why the hell are some people celebrating halloween today? Last year some people commented and said it was just on big excuse t...
His Last Good Deed
When Lim Goh Tong was alive, he gave away lots of money to charity. So when he dies, it is only proper that his soul does the same. The day I read he went selling salted eggs, that was Tuesday, there ...
Rose Rose I Love You
Someone says she will be playing Rose Chan in an upcoming musical. I think she does not know what she is getting herself into. No ordinary woman, actress or whoever can play Rose Chan. Why? Why is she...
The Most Irritating Feeling On Earth.
Is Itch. Gatal. Fatt Han, Kee Jiuu. It is worse than having your big toe nail pulled out with a pair of pliers. Once the itch strikes, there is no control. You can scratch until your skin peels off an...
Page Rank Demotion is a Dirty Word
I am not going to put on a clown’s face and tell you I don’t mind it one small bit. I am not that charismatic. I am not that gentlemanly. I don’t have such good charactorship. I am f...
Tua Lam Pah!
Let’s see.. got 2 from Blogvertise and 1 from Linkworth. That should take care of my daily target, so I won’t be logging in to PPP today. I only set my daily paid posting target to 30USD p...
Open Heart Sunday
It’s Sunday. I am all alone sitting in my shop waiting for some fat juicy fly in worms so I can make a small kill. It’s raya season and people will want to buy some paint, some curtain rai...
Meme Mama, oh my Mama!
Maybe it’s my fault. I don’t follow rules when it comes to doing memes. So it was no surprise that I have been tagged again with the same meme that I did on the 1st of September. Lilian so...
A Letter From Distant First Cousin
Dear Ah Pek, How have you been, my dear cousin? It has been quite sometime that I have written to you. Hope you are in best of health and do send my regards to Ah Soh and all your daughters. It has be...