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Alone In The Condom Aisle
http://www.aloneinthecondomaisle.com
It’s not porn. Once I accidentally watched four hours of public access porn because I thought I was hallucinating from a shot of absinthe. So I know.
- Added on: Nov 12th, 2007
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: q
- Listed in: Blogging Humor
- Tags: travel Film Bars New York City triathlon condom aisle
Recent Posts
Like Christmas but With Less Sheep and More Alcohol
In Christmas’s past various members of my family have celebrated the birth of Baby Jesus by; pulling out glow sticks in church; by renouncing Catholicism via mass email; by sneaking out of the house for Christmas Eve margaritas and by fighting with...
Abbott and Costello Do the Gynecologist
Doctors both love and hate me. They hate me because I like statistics and reassurance. It is not enough to just tell me I am not at high risk for whatever strange disease I have read about on the internet, they need to hear a thorough explanation o...
Adult Living at its Finest
As you may remember Clarissa and Aaron have been happily in love for the past couple of years. I take the majority of the credit for this since I introduced them but really it was just a matter of putting them in the same bar one night and telling Aa...
Somebody Ring the Alarm
Last night our building caught on fire. (You heard that right. My apartment building = on fire.)Except it didn’t really catch on fire. The building management decided to turn the heat on and the boiler started to smell like something was burning. ...
Easily Confused for a Hooker
Mercer is my good friend who lives in my building. Yesterday we were walking down the street heading to a new brewery when a car with tinted windows started honking at us. This is not odd in our neighborhood. Gypsy cabs beep at people walking dow...
Regarding Freak Animal Tramplings
Dear Mom,I think what’s important to remember here is that people were SHOCKED.http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2009/12/04/wral.trampled.by.deer.wral...
