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America's Next Top Mommy
http://www.americasnexttopmommy.blogspot.com
America's Next Top Mommy is all about my funny, sarcastic, realistic day to day life as a stay-at-home mom with three kids, a hysterical husband, a demon cat and a blind mother-in-law. I'm super sarcastic, silly and very honest about what it's like in my world. Very relateable and funny. Also includes weekly photos, book suggestions (for kids and adults), jokes, music picks, favorite things along with daily posts. Come share the funny side of life.
Recent Posts
To Cell Phone or Not to Cell Phone
If you know me at all, you know that I am terrible with cell phones. I have one but only because it's totally masochistic and can really take a beating. I have killed countless others by violence, neglect and even drowning!I rarely keep mine charge...
Raul
It snowed yesterday. About five inches of snow with sleet and rain. Which is why I freaked out when I woke up in the morning because I started to worry that since school was closed and Howie was staying home from work, that the adoption teaming wou...
Confession
Okay, since everyone else is doing it, I should just go ahead and fess up and admit that I too have been having an affair with Tiger Woods. And so was Mamaw.And my neighbor down the street.And that cashier girl at Stop and Shop.And our mail lady.But ...
Pull Over!!
We went to Pennsylvania last weekend to attend the wedding of one of Howie's cousins. It's a journey that we rarely take because being stuck in the minivan with three kids for 5 hours straight sounds more like the way prisoners of war are tortured f...
I Justine
A few months ago, I came across a viral video comedienne named ijustine. Honestly, she's hysterical. She goes out and does incredibly funny videos about absolutely anything. From her 300 page phone bill to spoofs about changing her facebook profil...
The Power of a Badge
I don't normally do this but just had to pass this along as I got a real tickle out of it...The Power of a Badge..... A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ran...

