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Buttered toast, Charlie?
“Buttered toast for breakfast, Charlie?” said Mrs. Charlie and paused to hear Charlie’s customary nod from the other room. Today was unusual, because no such sound came back to her. “Buttered toast for breakfast, Charlie?̶...
Oddles and soddles
I haven’t gambled since I lost a game of Russian roulette. … I’ll tell you how clueless this guy is with women. One night they had a romantic picnic under the stars and when she snuggled up close and said, “I’m cold,R...
Sum headlines
Pop moosic legend mourned The Prime Minstrel haz declaired a nationul day of mourning ahfter pop moosic suffered a grate loss. I am of corse torking about Chas and Dayve. Bros. in armz Two furniture delibery men haff found out they’re bros (ie ...
A few aphorgisms
I believe what two people do behind closed doors is their own business. I believe that, although sodomy is a bit of a stretch. Spot cream is a growth industry. In school I could never do algebra. Maths was torture, the teachers had modes and means of...
Nod the funee pages
Elton Longjohn Wants Babee The singer woz bespotted with the 14 mnth old baby who haz yet to be naymed Liddle Elton Jnr. Elton knew immeediately he “wonted that one” becuz they had so mush in commun like bein bald and not usin their own w...
Wilhelm’s head
Wilhelm was head of philostuffy at a facetious university. His students were always deeply perspired when he gave arousing speech. Indeed, they sat enthralled and then stood enthralled and then sat – still enthralled. It woz Monday morning and Wilh...
