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Anna Cook, Copywriter
http://www.annacook.net/
Welcome to the blog of copywriter extraordinaire Anna Cook.
Experience
My 5 years experience and First Class English degree will make your written communication the sexiest thing since naked sunbathing. We’ll work together to revamp the old stuff or create some new stuff and say the right things to the right people.
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Got your eye on the search engine top spot? I can make you website-bedfellows with Google by applying some tried and tested SEO tricks and increasing your cash wielding traffic.
But I’m not just a writer, I’m a project manager too and I understand your deadlines. It’ll be ready on time and to brief without any creative integrity angst (the writer plague).
Recent Posts
Working alone: How to stave off the madness
Talk to people every day. Real ones. With Faces. Develop personal relationships with your clients. Don’t get caught calling them dad. Wash, dress and leave the house everyday. This is crucial to remaining part of the species. Do not watch porn, squ...
How to put Riddims in your Riting
Sometimes copywriting is so ass simple that it makes me want to use my degree for roach paper. It only really boils down to two things – getting people to read your stuff and getting people to act on your stuff. Writing in rhythms helps to produce ...
The fear of missing out: How to diagnose your illness
Your resume reads like the schizoid menu of a serial job-nogamist. You feel a stinging pain below the earlobes when someone tells you about a fantastic night out they had. You are unable to feel happy for these sadists. A noise from across the office...
Office politics for the retired nihilist
Authority is defined by your chair – both its size and material. Check the mail room; plastic chairs. The CEO’s office? Luxurious cowhide beneath the hallowed buttocks. Stationary is your armoury. Obsessively collect as if a stockpile of papercli...
Things that are weird
Yawning in meetings Think it’s because you’re bored? Think again. You’re in an airlocked room full of people. You are in fact suffocating to death. Cars that honk when you lock them Just so you and everybody for a hundred miles knows that I HAV...
Twitter – the great business model
From the outset, Twitter allowed third parties to offer applications that utilized what they’d built. Without payment and without restrictions, they literally gave away their investment to other businesses. But how does this relate to your busi...

