Recent Posts Tagged With 'funny'

• Bad Analogies

  Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 18:46 in funny, humour

  ...from a high school essay 7) He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. 6) The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. 5) Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie thi...

• And You thought Your Job was a PAIN?

  Posted on Saturday May 30th, 2009 at 20:31 in funny, humour

  If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job, on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When yo...

• If you are caught Sleeping at Work

  Posted on Friday March 13th, 2009 at 21:14 in funny, jokes, humour

  Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left...

• More humorous ponderings

  Posted on Saturday December 20th, 2008 at 07:12 in funny, jokes, humour

  - Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... - Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - If one syn...