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  • Important rules every male cyclist should know

    Posted on Wednesday July 15th, 2009 at 12:19

    1. Do not under any circumstances wear spandex….ever. I’m serious, there is not a woman alive that wants to see you in that, EVER…….please for the love of sight, keep that for home use only. 2. Please wear pants that cover your ENTIRE ass not...

  • It's family time God Dammit!

    Posted on Tuesday July 7th, 2009 at 21:45

    Ummmm....just a little tip I thought I would pass on. Be careful of your movie selection for your family's movie night. I have been working hard and going back to school and I have a few days off, so I thought it would be great for our family to bond...

  • Lock your doors and get a dog!

    Posted on Tuesday June 30th, 2009 at 23:42

    I'm afraid, due to school and work, I must recycle an old post sorry! please enjoy...againI AM NOT SURE I CAN EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS ON THIS ONE….BUT FOR MANKIND I WILL AT LEAST TRY. ONE DAY A FRIEND OF MINE SENT SOME ANIMAL PICTURES VIA E...

  • Your fired!

    Posted on Tuesday April 21st, 2009 at 09:02

    MADISON, Wis. - A nurse was called out of surgery so a manager could tell her she was being laid off. The Madison-based health care provider announced Wednesday that it planned to "immediately" lay off 90 employees. I am pretty sure that whoever read...

  • Super Penis to the rescue!

    Posted on Tuesday April 14th, 2009 at 11:57

    My husband and I went to the movies this weekend and saw “watchmen” and I quickly decided the title of the movie should have been “Dr. Blue penis” instead. At first I quite admired the blue man (Dr. Manhattan) and his wonderfully chiseled blu...

  • Keep your Arse shut!

    Posted on Friday April 10th, 2009 at 09:10

    WACO, Texas - A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend (I would have to say…he doesn’t sound like a good friend), police said. Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel ro...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 18 comments.

askgaryada

5 stars Gary M Renick

Very funny. Well not that surgery is funny, but you put a nice spin on it. Keep on doing what ya do. Good job.

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kden

5 stars kden

Love your stories!

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SinisterDan

5 stars SinisterDan

I'd never wanted to lick a blog before.

Then I read April's blog, and now I do.

Posted: August 12th, 2008 | More Reviews From SinisterDan | Report This Comment

iDoThings

5 stars JD at I Do Things

April rants so I don't have to. Oh, wait. I rant too. But April does it funnier.

Posted: August 5th, 2008 | More Reviews From iDoThings | Report This Comment

nannygoats

5 stars Nanny Goats (Margaret)

April posts the most provocative pics, makes you want to jump in and rant right along with her.

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themuskrat

5 stars muskrat

i like april's rants like i like april showers and how they bring may flowers and how the pilgrims liked to pee on one another. i like all that shit. and i like april's blog.

Posted: August 4th, 2008 | More Reviews From themuskrat | Report This Comment

chrisc324

5 stars Chris Cameron

A blog with Courtney Love and kissing robots? Funnier then midgets and monkeys and that's pretty damn funny.

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LOBO

5 stars LOBO

Despite vicious attacks upon my beloved Courtney Love, I like this blog anyway.

Posted: August 2nd, 2008 | More Reviews From LOBO | Report This Comment

diesel

5 stars Rob Kroese

Freaking hilarious.

Posted: August 2nd, 2008 | More Reviews From diesel | Report This Comment

harmonicaman

5 stars Jeff

Great stuff. Webster's definition of "snarky."

Posted: August 1st, 2008 | More Reviews From harmonicaman | Report This Comment

magnamatt

5 stars The Hypocritcal one....

I love this blog...even though it is funnier than mine...:)

Posted: July 31st, 2008 | More Reviews From magnamatt | Report This Comment

pegcypher

5 stars Peg Cypher

She rants real funny.

Posted: July 31st, 2008 | More Reviews From pegcypher | Report This Comment

bees

5 stars Bee

Hilariously funny! I wish we were neighbors, THE MOCKING WE COULD DO TOGETHER!!

Posted: July 31st, 2008 | More Reviews From bees | Report This Comment

nannygoats

5 stars Nanny Goats (Margaret)

I dig this blog!

Posted: July 30th, 2008 | More Reviews From nannygoats | Report This Comment

UncleBeau

5 stars Beau Horner

Even better review!

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UncleBeau

5 stars Beau Horner

Great Blog!

Posted: July 30th, 2008 | More Reviews From UncleBeau | Report This Comment

damonm55

5 stars Damon

Love the posts April.
Great stuff!

Posted: July 24th, 2008 | More Reviews From damonm55 | Report This Comment

BennyGreenberg

5 stars Benny Greenberg

This is great. Another one of those... In the life of - but it had me laughing...

Fantastic!

Posted: May 22nd, 2008 | More Reviews From BennyGreenberg | Report This Comment

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