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Pictorial Definition of ‘Luke Warm’
That joke was inspired by @nausea18 on Twitter. Go on. Follow him. The man’s obviously a genius. Sorry about the lack of posts. I’ve been mostly Grand-Moff-Tarkin’ this week. Which is the act of annoying somebody by blowing up thei...
Definition of ‘Awkward’ #2
Posted in star wars Tagged: star wars, star wars. stormtrooper ...
Children In Need Fact! #1
Pudsey’s bandage hides a flesh wound sustained in a fight with Zombie Clown during a BBC Radio Solent outside broadcast. Zombie Pudsey now lives in Terry Wogan’s basement and feeds on the brains of Sarah Kennedy’s listeners. He ha...
A Day in the Life of a Stormtrooper
There was one design flaw with the Stormtrooper uniform – Vader could never be sure whether it was Steve who kept calling him a twat. Posted in star wars Tagged: darth vader, star wars. stormtrooper ...
No Shit, Sherlock
Good quote in the Guardian on Saturday: “Last week “Jedward” nearly went out only to be saved by Simon Cowell despite his past criticism of their performances, leading to claims that he had put commercial considerations before artis...
The Atheist Advent Calendar
Due to public demand (well, demands from a couple of you), I’ve made you a downloadable Atheist Advent Calendar. Yes, an advent calendar where every door is empty. LIKE OUR SOULS!!! You will require: 2x White A4 Card Scissors Glue A Responsibl...

