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  • consulting the all seeing librarian

    Posted on Monday June 30th, 2008 at 17:38 in , toadee

    Mrs X came onto the library van today. She returned her book, a self help book on stopping smoking but judging by the aroma preceding her it isn't very effective.'have you got any good books?' she ask...

  • a flying visit

    Posted on Friday April 18th, 2008 at 16:13 in

    still no working computer and not a lot of cash to throw at the problem.Just calling in to say hi and let you all know that I'm really missing you herexxx...

  • one of those days

    Posted on Friday March 14th, 2008 at 20:40 in , toadee

    We discovered this morning that the filler cap was missing from the library van so before we could fill up with diesel we had to go to the repair place for a new cap. After leaving there I took a mini...

  • thought for a moment I was a naughty toad

    Posted on Tuesday March 11th, 2008 at 19:41 in , toadee

    when I got into work on Monday the boss said that it appeared that i'd forgotten to lock the van up on Saturday and that someone had been on (although nothing was missing). I thought I'd blown it and ...

  • After all these years

    Posted on Thursday March 6th, 2008 at 19:11 in , toadee

    I suddenly find that in my facebook account I have friends from RL and internet, family and colleagues all in one place.This is very frigtening because these people could conceivably talk to one anoth...

  • I'll take it as a compliment

    Posted on Monday March 3rd, 2008 at 19:38 in , toadee

    last week I stopped at the petrol station after a stint helping the bookie, I was dressed in a suit and was in collar and tie. The cashier (who I know through the boy's school) commented on how smart ...

  • The new job

    Posted on Monday March 3rd, 2008 at 19:35 in , library, toadee

    Having completed one week of my new job on the mobile library service i can report that I am still alive and not bored yet. I think the job has possibilities and I might even continue to enjoy it....

  • A feel like a stranger

    Posted on Friday February 22nd, 2008 at 19:05 in

    I haven't been around much of late because my computer has decided to severely censor my blogging to the extent that it won't let me log on to blogger at all.I have got round the problem by using an o...

  • just a poem

    Posted on Thursday February 7th, 2008 at 17:41 in , toadee

    I wandered lonelyno romanceseeking just one kiss, one dancebut I couldn't win a heartso I decided I'd departand find true loveaway from hereI'm packing upwith not a tearI'm going to move to Mills and ...

  • what do you think?

    Posted on Saturday January 26th, 2008 at 19:59 in , toadee

    following on from my previous posting about my writing ability.I realised that all poems submitted to the site are available for public rating so follow the link and give your opinion pleaseMY POEMbe ...

  • an apology

    Posted on Tuesday January 22nd, 2008 at 18:14 in , technical hitch, toadee, warts

    due to a technical hitch it is possible that extracts of my very private dream\fantasy world diary may have been published on here. If you should see any such blogging please be assured that it in no ...

  • Flash 55: For that special someone

    Posted on Thursday January 17th, 2008 at 17:55 in , sun, toadee

    Like the returning sunafter a long, cold winteryou filled my days with warmth and joyyou drove away my demonsyou illuminated a world of beautybade me turn my face to youto feel your caressI close my e...

  • on a happier note

    Posted on Tuesday January 15th, 2008 at 16:42 in , librarian, toadee, yippee

    I have actually got a proper job!you may now call me MR senior mobile librarian!It's only for 1 year but who knows what tomorrow brings...

  • send some good luck please

    Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 17:26 in , librarian, toadee

    I have an interview in the morning for the post of senior mobile librarian, luck would be appreciated :)...

  • almost legless (or the crush)

    Posted on Friday December 28th, 2007 at 17:27 in , legless, northumbria, toadee, wales

    Have just worked two long shifts. Today I was delivering clothes in Wales in the pouring rain. It's so tiring when you have to wrestle with the elements for control of your vehicle.Yesterday I was in ...

  • steamy sex in my bathroom

    Posted on Wednesday December 19th, 2007 at 18:26 in , steamy, toadee

    this is not a subject i would wish to discuss on a semi public blog but it is a way of getting people to find me on google etc.so...........if you arrived here because you were searching for something...

  • Picking up prostitutes

    Posted on Saturday December 8th, 2007 at 19:15 in , toadee

    well not exactly!Driving home from one of my jobs today I passed a working woman, this was unusual as it was only just dusk. It was pouring with rain and the poor thing looked cold and miserable, my h...

  • be naughty!

    Posted on Tuesday December 4th, 2007 at 18:31 in , mistletoe, snog, toadee

    As the festive season looms large I would like to offer this space for all the people out there who have a secret crush (or a desire to secretly crush)I am off loading mega amounts of mistletoe in thi...

  • The Emperor's new clothes

    Posted on Sunday December 2nd, 2007 at 18:10 in , toadee, tourism

    bear with me lol....The Scotish tourist board have jusr spent £125,000 developing a new slogan to promote their beautiful country, the result?WELCOME TO SCOTLANDyep, 125,000I can just imagine the dis...

  • Yippee! I'm not spam

    Posted on Friday November 30th, 2007 at 18:05 in , toadee

    I'm back following 24 hours in the sin bin as suspected spam.I looked at the blogger definition of spam and it talks about repeated posting of nonsense and hervesting stuff from other sites, now why d...

  • The obedient toad

    Posted on Wednesday November 28th, 2007 at 16:16 in , toadee

    I was on wheelie bin deliveries again today and found that I was due to deliver two new bins to the nasty man who I encounted last week.Mindful that at our last encounter he had made sure I knew it wa...

  • top referrer

    Posted on Tuesday November 27th, 2007 at 17:48 in , morgetron, referal, toadee

    it's getting near the end of the month and I have to say that young Morgetron has the narrowest of leads at present...

  • observations on human behaviour

    Posted on Tuesday November 27th, 2007 at 17:41 in , rubbish, toadee, urination

    I was working on street cleaning (collecting junk that people leave in public areas)The team isn't called a street cleaning team or a refuge team no, it is the Chapeltown Pride team, many of the areas...

  • Gulp!

    Posted on Monday November 26th, 2007 at 18:01 in , toadee

    I have applied for a one year temporary post as librarian on the mobile library. Wish me luck toadfriends...

  • Mystery

    Posted on Monday November 26th, 2007 at 17:59 in

    I'm working for the council tomorrow but mo-one will tell me what I'm doing, I love mysteries hehe....

  • my longest ever birthday!

    Posted on Monday November 19th, 2007 at 18:09 in , elmo, presents, toadee

    oh, bliss, yet another present in the post today!A book and card from my wonderful cyber daughter, can't wait to read it....

  • why I don't take sandwiches to work

    Posted on Saturday November 17th, 2007 at 18:00 in , toadee

    part of my job is to remove contaminated bins from properties and this isually means that they are dirty or perhaps have paint on thembutlast Friday I was listed to collect a contaminated bin and when...

  • the hated toad

    Posted on Tuesday November 13th, 2007 at 18:59 in , tagging, toadee

    Let's talk about wheelie bins.In my city these bins have an electronic tag. The purpose of this is, eventually, to monitor the amount of refuge produced by each household so that the council can bill ...

  • a glamorous job

    Posted on Monday November 12th, 2007 at 18:00 in , toadee

    this week I am working for the local council again, this time delivering wheelie bins to households.I have undergone intensive training today and now know how to assemble a wheelie bin.My mentor was a...

  • call me!

    Posted on Saturday November 10th, 2007 at 18:55 in , toadee, turdee

    when i join a new community there always comes a time when people ask meWhy Toadee?The usual answer is along the lines ofI look like a toad, I act like a toad, hey! I AM a toadI didn't realise how rep...