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Arterial Spray: The Action Movie Blog
http://arterialspray.wordpress.com/
- Author: nullgnu
- Listed in: Movies Observational Humor
- Tags: review Adventure Sci-fi comic releases zombies
- Added on: May 9th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
Suspending their disbelief at the cinematic action genre is what they do best. A couple of chicks share their love of action movies through snark and ridicule.
Vicki loves cars, space, and Gerard Butler, while Susana prefers crime, gangsters, and Jason Statham. They both love insane amounts of fake blood, ludicrous technology, and explosions, so between the two of them, nothing will be spared.
An actual AIM transcript that best sums up their opinion of the genre:
Susana: THERE’S GOING TO BE A TRANSPORTER 3!!!!!
Vicki: BULLSHIT!
Vicki: WHAT THE HELL FOR?
Vicki: i’m already in line.
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