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Arterial Spray: The Action Movie Blog

Arterial Spray: The Action Movie Blog

http://arterialspray.wordpress.com/

Suspending their disbelief at the cinematic action genre is what they do best. A couple of chicks share their love of action movies through snark and ridicule.

Vicki loves cars, space, and Gerard Butler, while Susana prefers crime, gangsters, and Jason Statham. They both love insane amounts of fake blood, ludicrous technology, and explosions, so between the two of them, nothing will be spared.

An actual AIM transcript that best sums up their opinion of the genre:

Susana: THERE’S GOING TO BE A TRANSPORTER 3!!!!!
Vicki: BULLSHIT!
Vicki: WHAT THE HELL FOR?
Vicki: i’m already in line.

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  • Blog Stats = Amusement

    Posted on Wednesday June 25th, 2008 at 23:22 in , irrelevant, jason statham

    So for shits-n-giggles (and really, if you don’t use that term regularly? Start doing so now) I looked up Arterial Spray’s blog stats– specifically the keyword searches. Apparently Google (or whatever) has decided that if you want to fi...

  • REVIEW: “The Incredible Hulk” V.2

    Posted on Sunday June 22nd, 2008 at 23:34 in , comic, review

    Susanna and I had been discussing the creation of a co-review, since we discuss many movies in instant message format anyways. We gave it a shot but it quickly degenerated into something that neither of us could believe readers would suffer. Therefor...

  • REVIEW: “The Incredible Hulk”

    Posted on Saturday June 21st, 2008 at 03:18 in , review

    (I probably would not have seen this in theaters if my parents hadn’t gone and thus paid for my ticket. You’ll have noticed by now that most if not all of my reviews are on movies that have been on DVD for at least 6 months. I’m so ...

  • REVIEW: “Bad Lieutenant”

    Posted on Saturday June 14th, 2008 at 23:07 in , movie review

    (I seem to be on a weird Harvey Keitel kick lately. Rest assured I will not be reviewing Reservoir Dogs, though, because a) we’ve all seen it, and b) my intense loathing of Quentin Tarantino bars me from it. –S) Hey, kids! You know what would...

  • REVIEW: “The Galíndez File”

    Posted on Thursday June 5th, 2008 at 00:54 in , review

    (I watched a movie! And thus begot a review! Unfortunately for me, there was a catch… – S) Dear readers, I was duped. When I recently stopped into a big-chain video store whose name I shall not mention, if only to say it begins in “B...

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