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Ask Ryan is a hilarious weekly Q&A column where sports and entertainment collide like a pair of fat kids fighting over a jelly doughnut. Send in some questions and Ryan will offer some advice. On anything. Well, almost anything...
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You've Got To Be Joking
Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.NBA players are back doing two a days. Incidentally, that’s two practices a day, not two groupies a day.The NFL Players Association has formed a committee to address the issue of head tra...
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Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.Real Madrid has insured Cristiano Ronaldo’s legs for $142 million. In related news, the Los Angeles Galaxy has insured David Beckham’s brain for $3. The Yankees are reportedly watching ...
You've Got To Be Joking
Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.Six Nuggets including Nene, Kenyon Martin, Carmelo Anthony, J.R. Smith, Anthony Carter and Chris Andersen have lost a combined 76 pounds since the beginning of the summer. In related news, ...
Question of the Week
Dave, Bristol, CTSubj: Dialing long distanceWhich player holds the record for the most career grand slams? That honor belongs to Lou Gehrig, who hit 23 grand salamis during his prestigious career. Although his record was once considered unbreakable,...
A Laughing Matter
I recently joined forces with a cadre of America’s top stand-up comedians for a hilarious article in this week’s Sports Illustrated. Read all of our offbeat views on the 2008 MLB playoffs by clicking here....
You've Got To Be Joking
Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.Alex Rodriguez was recently spotted going into Madonna's Central Park West highrise. It's October, though, so we're assuming he probably struck out.Barry Bonds made a rare public appearance...
You've Got To Be Joking
Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.The Mets are currently selling their Shea Stadium dugout for $100,000. Call now and they’ll even toss in Scott Schoeneweis and Luis Ayala for free. Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt says he ...
Question of the Week
Charles, Oklahoma City, OKSubj: Going the distanceWho holds the Major League record for most innings pitched in a game?That honor is shared by Leon Cadore and Joe Oeschger, a pair of rubber-armed hurlers who logged 26 innings each in a 1920 marathon...
Question of the Week
Frank, Colorado Springs, COSubj: On the road againHey Ryan, who holds the Major League record for having played with the most franchises?That honor belongs to Mike “Suitcase” Morgan, a well-traveled righthander who played with 12 teams during hi...
You've Got To Be Joking
Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.The Reds sent a letter to their fans apologizing for the team's play this season. Fittingly, the one page memo was riddled with errors.Carl Pavano won his first game all season in a convinc...
You've Got To Be Joking
Sit back and relax as you enjoy this week’s Sports Shorts.The U.S. won bronze in men’s gymnastics. Of course, the only thing worse than finishing third is admitting you’re a male gymnast in the first place.Michael Phelps is 5 for 5 after anoth...
Ask Ryan - Welcome To The Block
Welcome back for another edition of Ask Ryan, the column where sports and entertainment go together like Barry Bonds and unemployment. This week’s mailbag is bursting at the seams with queries about Bill Buckner’s return to Boston, the NBA’s b...
