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Burglar Caught by Own Shoelace
A burglar was left rather red faced when he was caught by his own shoe lace. The man had smashed his way through a glass window but had then caught his foot. He was left hanging upside down until the homeowner returned. Although he protested he had ...
Milk and Cookies for Burglar
A Malaysian burglar was caught after he took time out from robbing a house to help himself to some cookies. As we all know, after eating cookies you really need a good nap and that’s just what the burglar did next. Needless to say when the family w...
Croatian National Anthem Gaff
England might have played very badly against Croatia the other day but many Croatian’s found the national anthem more entertaining than the game. British opera singer Tony Henry sung the Croatian national anthem but managed to mispronounce a word g...
Mum Books A Stripper By Mistake
A Mum who thought she had booked a gorillagram for her teenage sons birthday was left rather embarrassed when it turned out she had actually booked a stripper. The birthday surprise turned up at the boys school dressed as a policewoman. She then proc...
Fat Squirrel Gets Stuck
An unfortunate squirrel with a love for nuts got into a spot of bother when he crawled into a bird feeder. Getting into the squirrel proof bird feeder was not a problem for the then thin and sleek squirrel. Getting out after consuming all the nuts pr...
A Day in Court
If you have to appear in court, I’m sure you would make all the proper preparations, such as wearing a smart suit, making sure you are not driving a stolen car, that sort of thing. One woman who went to court to pay a traffic ticket was arrested af...
How to Commit the Perfect Crime, Not…
Police investigating a vandalised building in Cheshire were able to catch the criminal without really needing to do much. The criminal in question had helpfully written Peter Addison was here, on the wall of the vandalised building. He was quickly tr...
Turkey Gets Webbed Slippers
Trevor the turkey has been fitted with webbed slippers to try and straighten out his deformed toes. The slippers are made from board and surgical tape. Without them Trevor would have struggled to walk and would have been unable to feed....
Stupid Criminal
A criminal was caught after he complained to a newspaper about the mugshot they printed and left his address. He was wanted for an attack on a man in a nightclub. On seeing his picture in the paper he wrote and complained but included his address whi...
What Not To Do When Escaping From the Police
A man running from the police was eventually caught when he managed to shoot himself in the groin. The incident happened in Utah when police stopped his car. The man abandoned his vehicle and tried to escape on foot. After he vaulted a fence he manag...
Man Spends Six Nights in a Tree
A cattle rancher spent seven days in a tree after he wandered into a crocodile swamp. The rancher fell from his horse and injured himself. He decided to climb back on the horse hoping it would take him home, but instead he ended up surrounded by cro...
Oliver the Escaping Monkey
Oliver the monkey has a history of escaping. Oliver lives at the Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo in Mississippi but obviously craves his freedom because he keeps getting out. Oliver has managed to pick the locks of his cage and has managed to break out...
Crazed Cow Caught
A crazed heifer that was on loose has now been caught meaning the people of Darlington can now sleep easy in their beds. The cow had escaped on Thursday. It was finally found in a field with other cows.... funny that. ...
Crazed Cow on the Loose
A heifer is on the loose in Darlington after it escaped from a cattle market. The cow has been described as extremely dangerous and police have warned it will attack anyone it sees. The public have been told be vigilant and not to approach it under...
Rubber Rings Banned From Pools
Bournemouth Council has banned its leisure centres from using armbands and rubber rings. Apparently blowing up inflatable’s by mouth spreads germs and is deemed too unsafe. So apparently it’s now more acceptable for someone to drown because they...
Dogissimo
Dogissimo is a new ice cream for dogs. It is available in rice, vanilla-rice and soy flavours and has recently gone on sale in Vienna. Simona Leonardini who makes the ice cream tested the recipes on her own dogs until she perfected one that they all...
Happy Married Couple
Even the happiest of married couples have their arguments; however, most couples manage to get through the wedding day without any fights. One couple started their marriage with a fight in a hotel room, on their wedding day which led to the groom be...
Fire
A golfer in Nevada managed to start a grass fire when he tried to get his ball out of the rough. When he knocked his ball into the dry grass and tried to hit it back onto the fairway, the golfer managed to hit something that created a spark and the...
