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How To Deal With Injuries: An Unofficial Guide That Will Help You A Lot
Let's face it: shit happens. You're just sitting down, reading a good book (I won't give any examples, because that's very subjective, so just assume it's "Crime and Punishment") when out of nowhere, you snap your tibia. Minutes later, you're breat...
ANGRY GIRL GAMER SMASH
Warning!: This is the most pathetic blog I've ever written, and probably the most pathetic blog anybody has ever written, possibly even more than a fat gay man living with 8 cats blogging about how he's craving cheesecake, but is too lazy to get out ...
LOLWTFOMGBBQ ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE GG NOOB
Well, shit. It's September.The eleventh came and went, and there were so many documentaries depicting blurry passengers screaming inside a blurry cockpit as blurry terrorists took over a blurry plane in a blurry reenactment of the events that transpi...
REMEMBER ME!?
Over the course of the last couple of seasons, I haven't posted very much. I haven't been engaged much in blogging since last December, but I pop back in occasionally, kind of like driving through your childhood hometown to see how it is, and y...
You're Just Mad Because You Let a Dolphin Stick It's Penis In You
Hey, listen you haters and listen GOOD. I am sick of your SHIT. YOU HATERS. ALL YOU DO IS HATE. Sometimes you stay up at night thinking of new ways to hate. "PERHAPZ I SHALL HATE ON MY FOOT LOLCAKES" because you think in ALL CAPS. WELL, GUESS WHAT. ...
What's Your Problem?
I love when people ask me this question, I simply love it. As those syllables spill from their mouths, shivers of euphoria pour down my spine like cascades of warm water during a shower after having shoveled snow for, like, two hours and having cold ...
