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14 Great And Funny Divorce Cakes
Marriage is something to celebrate and along with that celebration, cake is usually served. But because it seems that somehow there are more divorces taking place in the US than marriages, cake makers have found a new way to turn a dime on the boomin...
The Perfect Girlfriend
Ok … not perfect but at least she’s quiet !...
The Philosoraptor Collection
The Philosoraptor always thinks. Here are his top thought and questions:...
Creative Philips Flat Screen Advertisments
At first glance, you might think that these posters advertise an mp3 player or a cell phone (which just fell into the hole). What is surprising that it’s actually Philips flat screen advert. It is so thin that it even fell into this narrow hole...
Photoshopped Movies
We all know the power of photoshop. Here’s PhotoShop showing it’s powers again by mixing up movies...
Can You Guess What This Device is For ?
Really, can you guess what for was this device made ? The last photo is highly suggestive but don’t scroll down to fast. Try guessing before looking at the last photo....
Egg Photography
Here’s something that can be called “art”. Egg photography requires a lot of eggs, imagination and a camera. Here’s the result:...
Confession
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’...
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years …
Dating 6 weeks : I love you, I love you, I love you. 6 months : Of course I love you. 6 years : GOD! If I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you? Back from Work 6 weeks: Honey, I’m home! 6 months: I’m back! 6 years: What’s ...
Nine Words Women Use
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watc...
Is she talking about you ?
I’m not sure who this lady is … But apparently she knows YOU....
Men are like
Vacations They never last enough Bananas They get softer once they age Time You can’t do anything to change it Coffee The best men are warm, hard and keep you up all night. Computers Hard to understand and constantly running on low memory....
How time flies
Chastity Belts
A chastity device, is a locking item of clothing designed to prevent sexual intercourse, sexual activities, and possibly masturbation. The purpose may also be to protect the wearer from rape or temptation. Devices have been created for males and fema...
FAIL! - Innovations in Lingerie
The C-String This is apparently supposed to be some sort of improvement on the popular g-string panty style. according to their website: The CString is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable...
Financial Crisis And Budget Cuts - New Office
New office Policy Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress...
Funny Classified Ads
It looks like these were actually printed in newspapers. I wouldn’t pay any money to post an ad like this … but it looks like some people do. And they really are funny Which one is your favourite ?...
Please put your seat belt on
A seat belt, sometimes called a safety belt, is a safety harness designed to secure the occupant of a vehicle against harmful movement that may result from a collision or a sudden stop. As part of an overall occupant restraint system, seat belts are ...
Success
At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is…having friends. At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is…having sex. At age 35, success is…h...
Do you hate fat people ?
Maybe you don’t … but I know Leonard Ball did....
How To Pick Up The Soap
Here’s a good tip just in case you go to prison and you’re getting worried you might get raped if you drop the soap. Step 1 Drop The soap. This will cause several large, muscley men to look at you deviously, furrowing their brow in expect...
True Love
Once you find your true love you know you’d do anything for it. This guy found his true love and just look at what he did for it....
