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My Past Came Back To Taunt Me
Some of you may be aware of the fact that some 23 or 24 years ago I did stand-up comedy in the Bagwine area.It was a solo musical/comedy act that I did posing as a third-rate lounge singer named, Joey Goodbar. I had some good times and a relatively s...
Sunday Morning Church Disservice: The Jonas Brothers Define Football and Life
This is it. That’s all there is. There isn’t anymore.It all comes down to this frozen day in the early part of January. I, the Matt-Man, in spite of my personal ineptness, have managed to make it to the Championship Game.What Championship Game, y...
New Year\'s Eve 2009: Blog-a-Palooza with Matt-Man...A Pit Stop
Six O' Clock...Only six hours until midnight. "But Matt-Man" you ask, "How can you party all day and still make it to ring in the New Year at midnight."Well very simple really...One sleeps from 2:30 until 5:15.That's all there is to it.Cheers!!...
New Year\'s Eve 2009: Blog-a-Palooza with Matt-Man...Lordy, Lordy!!
Wow...It's only 2 o'clock and things are already getting interesting... 10 hours to go...I hope my heart, liver, and ability to stay awake can take it. If you want to view what else has gone on, on this madcap day, scroll down.Cheers!!...
New Year\'s Eve 2009: Blog-a-Palooza with Matt-Man...The Supplies Have Arrived, But At a Cost!!
Schmoop and I went to the Beer Mine in order to pick up potent potables for the New Year's Eve festivities.As you can see from the picture above, Drive-By Mikey insisted that he be able to rub against Schmoop in payment for allowing me to have my che...
New Year\'s Eve 2009: Blog-a-Palooza with Matt-Man...He\'s Fresh...Exciting!!
It's 9:45 A.M...I just got out of the shower, and boy is my left hand tired. Bada Bing!!I look hot, don't I? DON'T I? Eh, maybe not.Anyhoo...As soon as I get dressed, Schmoop and I will hit the road and venture to the Beer Mine in order to pick up mu...
New Year\'s Eve 2009: Blog-a-Palooza with Matt-Man...He\'s Awake!!
G Morning Bitches...Wakey Wakey!!It's 7:30 A.M...I have beer in hand...The Three Stooges are smacking each other already.Don't I look ravishng in my oversized scrub pants? Damn Right.Hey Schmoop!! Grab me another beer while there's a commercial on......
New Year\'s Eve 2009: Blog-a-Palooza with Matt-Man
Okay Bitches...I promised you quasi-real-time blogging, well here's my first entry...It's 12:16 A.M. and I'm going to bed...Less than seven hours until the The Three Stooges Marathon on AMC.Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, and Cheers!!...
New Year\'s Eve 2009: Charcoal Drawings and Watercolors
My New Year's Wish for all in revision, enjoy... "Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year…it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pist...
Sunday Morning Church Disservice: A Personal Dichotomy
It’s going to be a snowy and blustery day in Bagwine, Ohio this Sabbath.As I am manning the Beer Mine from 11-7 today, I ask for your prayers that the warmth and glow of the newly born Baby Jeebus keep me warm.Funny thing about this time of year…...
Christmas Is Over But The Party Goes On
Christmas is over and I hope yours was all that you hoped it would be and more.Actually, I hope it wasn’t more than you wanted it to be because that would be just selfish. And that is soooo, anti-Christmas.Of course the holidays continue what with ...
The Twelve Days of Christmas...Bagwine Style
I was going to re-record today’s Bagwine Christmas Classic, but when I got home from work Tuesday night, I was far too tired and Schmoop was far too deep into her much needed beauty sleep.So…I will just go with the original recording that took pl...
Wrap It Up, I\'ll Take It!!
Back in 2006, I began altering the definition of what sex consisted of. Like the 12 year old that I am, I have always found this experiment amusing. What follows, is my Christmas edition of sex change definitions. Enjoy…In keeping with the spirit o...
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer? Hardly. Here\'s What Really Happened...
On this shortest day of the year, and due to the fact that I work early this afternoon, I offer you a brief song.It is a 2 minute and 3 second piece of musical Christmas joy that I wrote and recorded some two years ago.Ladies and Gentlemen…Grandpa ...
I Like This Time of Year
In spite of my bittersweet blog memory of me not having sex with Veronica from the Archie’s yesterday, I remain happy.In spite of Bagwine buddy Dana dragging me into the middle of a one-sided debate about racism yesterday, and as a result encounter...
Blow Out Your Advent Candle, Christmas Is Here!!
Christmas has come early to Bagwine…I found out late yesterday that I am off today. We have moved to our winter schedule at the Beer Mine, and I thank Pizza Bill for letting me know. You see, our owner was too busy applying cream to his feet, askin...
Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Transitions
I have but a short post on this Sabbath.I’m working 11-7 and then of course, headed over to see my adorable little pin head in order to help him with math after that.I’ll be tied up on Monday for awhile as well, dealing with HOSPITAL BILLS and wo...
Thanksgiving: Breaking Tradition
The holiday season kicks off tomorrow with Thanksgiving, and guess what?I’m working!! Eh, it’s no big deal. I asked Little Bill if I could work four of his hours at the Beer Mine on Thanksgiving and he said, “sure.” At least I think he did; t...
Matt-Man: A Day in the Life...
Happy Thursday, Bitches!!Today is my scheduled day off and I feel pretty good even after working in the wind and the cold last night. So, all I can say to that is, “Boo Yah!!”I was reading the comments that some of you left yesterday inquiring as...
Megan Fox Naked!! Heidi Montag Naked!!
Another boring medical update from the Matt-Man…I had a major setback yesterday. Half way through my shift yesterday, a new and painful experience reared its ugly head.At about 3 in the afternoon the extreme upper part of my right lung, my throat, ...
A Bit of Fragrance Always Clings to the Hand That Gives Roses
Happy Monday Bitches!!Oy Vay…I worked eight hours on Sunday, and it WIPED ME OUT. Holy Cow.I got home at 7 P.M. and was all but asleep on the couch by 8 P.M. Instead of trying to write a post for today, I actually did the mature thing and acquiesce...
Suck It...Just Suck It
I have a problem. Yes, I know, many of you have thought that already, but here’s the thing…I need some pretty damn powerful antibiotics, and my paperwork is askew, so I am not getting them and have missed a dose or two.Hopefully, that will be rec...
The Egg of the Phoenix
There seems to be a disturbance and/or some kind of alteration in the Blogos-Force.Not necessarily a evil deviation of the blogging paradigm, in fact, this supernatural event tends to be a harbinger of peace, humor, and harmony.It's as if something o...
Here\'s To Family and Friends
I’m still trying to get back into the swing of things, and I think today may be the day I do just that.I’m off all day, so I will be anesthetizing myself with Bagwine and should be good to go when it comes to sitting at the computer for more than...
Dispatches From My Ass: Ode to Matt-Man
Happy Tuesday, friends of Matt-Man. This is Matt-Man’s BFF, Schmoop, sitting in once again for that oddly endearing, yet very much ailing Matthew.The poor boy is still in quite a bit of pain.I thought perhaps if I wrote a poem for him (and showed h...
Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Matt-Man Bites The Dust
Happy Sabbath Bitches!! This is Schmoop coming to you almost live over the internets.In case you don’t know, I’m Matt-Man’s occasional sex partner (although not this week, if you know what I mean ladies) and BFF, LOL…I’m typing this today b...
Numbers Can Add Up To Introspection
Well folks…I discovered that yesterday’s discussion about my e-mails to a trio of FOX News celebrities marked my 1,300th post on Bagwine Ruminations. Holy Cow.1,300 posts over nearly three and a half years. And what if anything, have we learned a...
Supper\'s Ready!!
During some down time at work yesterday evening, I stepped outside, fired up a cigarette, thought about what I should write for today, and peering through my thoughts and a smoke-filled exhale, I looked upon an incredibly beautiful sunset…A perfect...
It Had To Happen Sooner or Later!!
I had a bit of a crappy day off yesterday.I was in a really good mood at first. I had some tunes cranked up and was sipping on an early day cocktail.And then…The e-mail came. It was from the ex and the subject line was: RYAN. My throat slipped into...
Kanye West, ACORN, and Mary Travers...They All Leave Me Lonely
Today…I have a void in my life. I am floating within an emotional chasm. My heart and soul are empty. Today is Thursday, my day off. A day on which I typically hang out with Schmoop. Alas, Schmoop’s boss is having her work five days this week. ...
