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Thanksgiving Recipe: Football, Food, and Hold the Blathering
I am looking forward to this Thanksgiving more than any other in recent memory. Why? Because I have become so fucking bored and addle-minded due to all of the political punditry, prognostication, and repetition of the same vapid crap on the cable â€...
Oprah To Interview Sarah Palin On November 16th: Let The Media Super Bull Begin!!
Big News, Kids!!Sarah Palin is going to appear on the November 16th episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show.Am I excited? You BETCHA!!Oh sure, during the 2008 Presidential Campaign there was a bit of a tiff between the two, much of which was created by the...
Values Voter Summit: Mike Huckabee Wins Straw Poll, and America Wins Back God
It’s going to be a dreary, rainy Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today. However…While I am working in the Beer Mine from 11-7 on this glum, gray day, there will still be a ray of sunshine shining in my heart.As today is the day of our Lord, it only make...
Qaddafi, Brothers, and Fantasy Football
I have a bit of Hump Day Hodgepodge for you all today. Shall we begin? Great…If you read Bagwine Ruminations yesterday you are aware that I talked about the residents of Englewood, New Jersey being none too pleased that Muammar Qaddafi may hold a s...
Sarah Palin: Getting Divorced? I Smell Something Fishy
Upon Gov. Sarah Palin being chosen to be John McCain’s running mate nearly a year ago, the internets became rife with rumors about her.There were rumors going around that perhaps Trig was not her child but rather was the offspring of her daughter, ...
Obama, Palin, Beck, Gladney, SEIU...It's A Health Care Donnybrook!!
Hey sports fans…We have a new game in town. It’s called…Health Care Town Hall Brawl, and it's sweeping America faster than a Spanish Flu outbreak.I have mentioned that I am not a policy wonk and am really not an expert on Health Care legislatio...
Positive Day in the Blogosphere...Yeah, Right.
Positive Day in the Blogosphere?…The Glass is Half Full Day…?Really?I guess today, bloggers around the world are supposed to post something positive. Being ordered to do so puts a HIV-Positive scorpion up my crawl. So, am I going to post somethin...
Sarah Palin: Resigning As America Resigns Herself
It’s going to be a decent Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio. Summer temps are back and my 11-7 shift at the Beer Mine should be hoppin’.In fact, it could be a, “Chicks Coming Through the Drive-Thru in Low Cut Shirts Day”. One can only hope, Amen. As I...
Sarah Palin: The Last Picnic In Mayberry
This is it folks…It’s a sad day for America and more so for the citizens of Alaska.Today is Gov. Sarah “Lame and Dull” Palin’s last full day in office. On Sunday, she will officially transfer gubernatorial duties and power to Lt. Gov. Sean ...
A Three Way With Dubya and Sarah
I received an interesting phone call when I got home from work last night.It was my ol’ buddy George W. Bush. I know what you’re thinking, folks.“Big deal, Matt-Man. Dubya has called you before and you guys have partied together a couple of tim...
Sarah Palin Resigns...Why Do I Care?
Now that the holiday weekend is over, there will be much buzz going on in the news about Gov. Sarah “Lame and Dull” Palin.Sure, she resigned last Friday, which in the 24/7 cable news/talk show cycle is an eon ago, but it didn’t get in-depth cov...
Adams, Jefferson, Franklin, and...Palin?
Happy Independence Day, Bitches!!Today, many Americans will celebrate our country’s founding by throwing burgers and dawgs on the grill, swilling beer, and setting off fireworks.Gov. Sarah Palin will celebrate the 4th of July by counting down the d...
Gov. Mark Sanford: I Left My Heart (And Career) In Argentina
Former Congressman and current South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, a man whose name has been mentioned as a Republican who would vie for the GOP Presidential nomination in 2012, has a political career that is quickly headed south.His career is headed s...
Unscheduled Hiatus
Due to extenuating circumstances beyond my control, and unless the top blows off of Iran or someone makes another hilarious highly offensive joke about Sarah “Lame and Dull” Palin’s family…Bagwine Ruminations will be in empty bottle mode unti...
Palin, Ensign, and Going Hungry
I have a few brief notes and thoughts of interest (interesting to me, not so much to you) to pass on.It was nice to see that Sarah Palin accepted David Letterman’s apology about his jokes about her daughter.But seriously… In her acceptance statem...
Sarah Palin and David Letterman: Knocked Up On Late Night
I tried to stay away from the following issue, but alas, I could not. The issue won’t go away, and who am I to shy away from a such a phony, overblown, media driven controversy?I am talking about the brouhaha going on over David Letterman’s jokes...
