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Bastard of Art and Commerce

An idiosyncratic and foolish blog written by an overweight copywriter who spends far too much time seething quietly about the unfairness of it all.

The problems with being a hopelessly obscure m.f.er

Posted on Monday September 22nd, 2008 at 16:02 in greg's life as nincompoop, alarming keywords, nude fat man eating cookie dough, teen fun facts

I get a lot of visitors looking for information on the Russian Orthodox diaconate. Why? Because of this: Igor, the Retarded Russian Orthodox Deacon. I'm even offended by it at this point, and I can't imagine most folks searching for information on R...
The on-set of a crippling neurological ailment?

Posted on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 16:24 in greg's life as nincompoop, thinking about crap, weltschmerz, alarming keywords

Walking back from lunch today, I saw a woman loading a case of Pepsi into her car. So I said,"Soda". Just like that. Not to anyone, just the sky. "Soda"Am I going mad?This came from Bastard of Art and Commerce, just so you know. bastardofaandc.blogs...
Merely a List

Posted on Friday June 1st, 2007 at 13:59 in thinking about crap, blogist twaddle, trifles and joshes, alarming keywords

1. Catal Hyük 2. lintel3. the black oak4. Grace Jones5. Corrugated Tin Roofing6. agape7. PEZ8. Chili sauce9. The male girdle10. Michel de Montaigne11. cats what have wee little glovesies 12. frying13. geologic14. fridge magnets shaped like wee fishe...