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An idiosyncratic and foolish blog written by an overweight copywriter who spends far too much time seething quietly about the unfairness of it all.
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Owen annoys medical professionals.
My long suffering wife is fighting some sort of cold or something. She had a pretty bad sore throat for a couple of days, and so went to the doctor to get swabbed for strep. The only appointment she could get was after the kids got out of school, so ...
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The Rise of Chuy: Scourge of the Undead
Chuy, the dog, HATES squirrels. Hates them with the fire of a thousand suns. He especially hates squirrels of the UNDEAD variety. This is what happened: Paula, Owen, and Chuy were boulevarding one afternoon last week, taking in the air and observe th...
Paula has started a new blog
It's called eatshopsleepberkeley and it's a blog that deals with 1. Eating2. Shopping3. Sleepingall in Berkeley. It'll be restaurant reviews and crap. So local interest. But there you go. I hope to contribute.This came from Bastard of Art and Commerc...
Here's Paula running in some race or something.
I like how she looks mildly annoyed. She's all hardcore and shit.This came from Bastard of Art and Commerce, just so you know. bastardofaandc.blogspot.com...
Guest Post: Paula Takes the Kids To Grandma's (Read this, it's funny!)
EDITOR'S NOTE: Paula took the kids out to her parents' house for dinner. This is her report from the evening:I'm gonna call the Policeman!Today I schlepped the kids to Danville to see my great grandparents (who now live with my parents).For some reas...
My Father-in-Law's Auto Repair Shop.
Off of Google Streetview. It reads "Mighty Little Allied Engine" and that's Mighty Mouse up in the left. My father-in-law is a bit of a character. The Wife actually created a typeface called Allied Engine. He's shuttin' down soon, which is a loss for...
Technology, family conspire to kill me.
Wife sent me out Sunday morning to buy my Father's Day/b-day gift. Yes, I got up early Sunday morning to line up in front of the noisome local Target with 14 nerds to pick up a brand new Wii, of which the store had fifteen. For Father's Day. While my...
Me: Ranting nutcase father
Ruby: If a policeman catches a robber, does the robber go to jail. Me: Yes. Well, the robber goes to court and has a trial and they figure out what happened. Ruby: Do they make the robber tell them stuff by putting in jail? Me (jumping up): NO! You.....
