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The words of Matthew Hayden
Over at Mr Science Show’s Blog I found a great link to Wordle.net which allows you to enter a collection of words and it’ll create an image of them. So, I stuck a bunch of Matthew Hayden quotes into their site and it produced this graphic...
Preview - 2009 Allan Border Awards
It’s time to throw caution to the credit crunch, flop out the visa card and sign up for this years Allan Border medals on Tuesday 3rd February. They’ll be selling like hotcakes at these bargain basement prices of just $530 a seat. Why not...
Roy on Roy and HG
Deadset I swear Andrew Symonds was pissed off his chops for this interview. Just embarrassing for the bloke really, I mean he likes Hayden’s cooking, but takes a sideways glance at his wife Kellie and that helps it go down? As for calling McCul...
Who’s your daddy?
Wasn’t Haydos balding a few weeks ago? Seems he had a forest upstairs last night. Now, I’d never encourage baseless speculation, and at the risk of being called in poor taste I wouldn’t dare question the parentage of Thomas Hayden, ...
Future Careers for Matthew Hayden
Future careers for Matthew Hayden to consider: Fishing Show Presenter Celebrity Chef Cook book author Media Coach Preacher Morman door knocker Third World sight screen operator Sport Psychologist ICL player Orphanage adminsitrator Media quote whóre...
Let us rejoice
Australians all let us rejoice For Matthew Hayden’s out Selectors finally grew some balls And dropped the prick with gout Remember when our openers Could see off the new ball Or were young enough that they could see The cricket ball at all? In ...
More on the Declaration
I’ve come around on the timing of Ricky’s aggressive declaration. I’m all for dangling the carrot in front of the Saffas, giving them a slight hope that they might make it, and see it as a good thing to challenge the opposition and...
Matthew Hayden fails, Again!
When it’s time to go, it’s really time to go. Perhaps beaten for pace in this case, Matty never looks close to playing this ball with a straight bat and instead offers this half-àrsed swipe while timidly backing away with very poor footw...
Hayden’s Legacy
Surely he’ll be pushed into retirement now, he’s f’ucked his legacy and will be forever remembered as clinging onto past accomplishments to cover up present failures. Here’s a picture of his latest failure, top knock HaydoR...
Perth Test Player Ratings and Reviews
Matthew Hayden -15/10 - So completely and utterly shít that he destroys my “out of 10 scale” before it’s even begun. Useless fat bástard should have gone out on top in 2006, he’s surely only in it for the money now. The sel...
RIP Hayden
Well may I say God save the Queen, because nothing will save Matthew Hayden. It was fun while it lasted. That tour of India where you were the only Aussie batsman to perform will always be a highlight for me, definitely more so than your world record...
Aussies vs Saffas Day 1 - Updates and Commentary
Considering I can’t see the game, I thought I’d bring you some updates via the cricinfo ball by ball service and my thoughts on these developments from the first half of Day 1. Hopefully unlike my T20 QBQ updates, I wont grow bored halfwa...
Cricket WAGS Deathmatch - Round 1
Welcome to Round 1 of the Aussie Cricket WAGS DeathMatch. The rules are simple, just vote for the hottest missus in each pool. If you're torn between two of the lovely entrants, I suggest you give bonus consideration to the one with the uglier cricke...
