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Bernie the Gnome
http://berniethegnome.wordpress.com
Bernie the Gnome is an intrepid and aloof shutterbug - an avoider of clowns.
- Added on: Sep 2nd, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: sharonmriley
- Listed in: Observational Humor Humor
- Tags: humor comedy gnome
Recent Posts
Monkey Business
Bernie peruses the Sunday circular each week for Christmas gift suggestion for his friends, family, and numerous admirers. Ever helpful and thoughtful of others, it weighs heavily on his conscience that the matter of his Yule-time present needs ran...
Senior Discount
Bernie the Gnome is cursed with Fountain-of-Youth good looks – which is great where the ladies are concerned, but frustrating when it comes to getting that all-important Senior Gnome discount. Despite his Santa Claus beard, Bernie ooozes viri...
Philly – The City of (escape from) Brotherly Love
Bernie spent six weeks in the Greater Ontario Gnome Hospital recovering from his mauling injuries inflicted by his brother Frank’s underfed pet panther William. This attack took place after Bernie narrowly escaped assa...
Canada – Not Eh OK!
Bernie is in the Great White North visiting his Canuck cousin Frank. So far, he has had an eventful trip! Frank is the master donut baker at Tim Hortons in Kitchener, Ontario. Here Bernie and Frank are pictured with two satisfie...
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Bernie is a Fungi
Intrepid, itinerant nature photographer that he is, Bernie was in the field recently with his cousin Morty, capturing shots of fungi in the woods behind Morty’s trailer. This rather large specimen was quite disagreeable about being photograph...
