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Bête de Jour
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I've given myself a year to lose half my body weight and find someone to love me. If I fail, then on December 31st 2008, I am going to take my own life.
Just kidding. But I will be miserable. I will probably eat a large bar of chocolate and then sick it up again.
Oh, come on. Just love me.
- Added on: Jul 12th, 2008
- Country: United Kingdom
- Language: English
- Author: Scattermole
- Listed in: Personal Personal Development
- Tags: relationships love sex Fat writing ugly
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