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I've given myself a year to lose half my body weight and find someone to love me. If I fail, then on December 31st 2008, I am going to take my own life.
Just kidding. But I will be miserable. I will probably eat a large bar of chocolate and then
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Feedback Wednesday :: A Curse On My Unblasted Dams
bulk :: 13st 11alcohol intake :: averagetobacco :: ah, well, yes, therein lies a taleexercise :: nonesex :: noneviolence :: nonedrama :: lotsThings are extremely odd at the moment. This is why I’m posting pointless little nothings about Fonzie and ...
Fresh Start #173 :: Overmatter
bulk :: 13st 9exercise :: nonecigarettes :: lotssteps taken to stop :: I'm going to see the NHS people next Friday. They have patches and all kinds of wisdom, and they're cheaper than a hypnotist.alcohol :: most dayssteps taken to cut down :: bought ...
Feedback Friday :: Nothing To See Here
Right then. Here we are. This will be sloppy. Not half-hearted, but probably at most third-brained. I’ve been working. Two full days immersed in a world of SMEs and CEOs, audits, buy-outs and chubby men smiling money smiles in shiny ties and proper...
Feedback Friday :: Up
bulk :: 13st 5cigarettes :: meh, a few, but none on Sundaybooze :: lots; some every dayexercise :: nilinterviews :: 2jobs :: 3I’ve been very busy this week, fending off economic meltdown. I’m writing this from the boardroom of a giant Japanese fi...
Feedback Friday :: Sometimes There’s No Poison Like A Dream
bicycle rides :: 4punctures :: 1bicycles ruined in effort to fix puncture :: 1days remaining till return to London :: 39Yesterday I went to London and spent an hour and a half in the belly of the behemoth. It’s still not sure whether they’ll let ...
Feedback Friday :: Busy Doing Nothing
Life is odd about now. It has no form. Here then, is a list…- I set up a Flickr account, where I put pictures of thistles and suchlike. Like this one... I wish the rain would stop so I could go out and find more things to photograph, but according ...
Feedback Friday :: Countdown
bulk :: 15st 1days without alcohol :: 0Wii Fit sessions :: 4substantial bike rides (90mins+) :: 4nagging stomach pain alert level :: elevatedI’ve probably got about eight weeks left up here. In Grimstone. And although I’m having a thoroughly plea...
Feedback Friday :: Blarney Rubble
bulk :: 15st 6 (hush now)cigarettes :: 0bonsai doobies :: 12 or soWii Fit sessions :: 3gyms visited :: 3gyms joined :: 0bikes bought :: 0interviews given :: 3interviews enjoyed :: 2interviews aired :: 1interviews in the pipeline :: 3books started :: ...
Feedback Friday :: Hecticity
bulk :: I reckon I've put on a stone since I arrived in Italycigarettes :: some, and I'm really pissed off about it - it really stinks up the breathpostcards bought :: 10postcards sent :: 0Italian women I have fallen in love with :: all of themSo I h...
Feedback Friday :: Northern Exposure
bulk :: I’ve no idea – I gave my scales to Oxfam in London! I’m free! Free, I tell ya!exercise :: I bought a Wii Fit! Couldn’t get one in London. Got one here immediately. Have done a couple of sessions on that and am aching admirably. Intend...
Feedback Friday :: Bouncing Back
bulk :: 14st 12gym sessions :: 3therapy sessions :: 1lows :: 1highs :: 1steaks :: 1 pendingOn Wednesday afternoon I spent 70 minutes flogging myself tender in the gym. All cardio. The sweat was jumping off of me like cartoon fleas and by the time I g...
Feedback Friday :: Zest
bulk :: 15st 0walnuts :: 0.5kgchocolate bars :: 0.5kgOn Wednesday afternoon I went to the gym. It was a beautiful day. On the way home from the gym – on a whim – I popped into a health food store and purchased one jar of Malt Extract, one jar of ...
Feedback Wednesday :: March
bulk :: 15st 2booze :: not much at all, consideringpainkillers :: just a handfuljoints :: zerohealthy meals :: zerofilms :: 5visits to the dentist :: 1days till deadline :: -5panic level :: 2whinge level :: 1spring fever fervour :: 6Before this month...
Random Memorandum :: Unintelligible Sailing
I’m not complaining. Life is good and there is more now than there ever has been for which to feel thankful. And I am thankful. But people are complex, often inexplicable creatures. And it isn’t easy being one. That’s all I’m saying. Right. F...
Feedback Friday :: Oops! Where Did the Weekend Go?
bulk :: 15st 8 (oh God. Reserves of discipline being dredged as we speak, I swear. Or actually, I’m currently thinking of starting up again on January 31st. That’s my favourite date. Classic date for fresh starts. I won’t be going to Fitness Fi...
Feedback Friday :: Working From Home
bulk :: 15st 8 (damn you, Christmas chocolate!)exercise :: 0 (joining new gym next week though, I swear)glasses of wine :: 6cases of wine :: 0cohabitation disputes :: 3kittens :: 0 senses working overtime :: one, two, three, four…. Four.Twitter upd...
One Year On :: Happy Anniversary
On December 15, 2007 – a year ago today – I started this here humble blog. The idea behind it was to use my words to spur me on to change my life for the better. Specifically, and most importantly, I wanted to lose weight, get fit, make some frie...
Feedback Friday :: Goodbye Peckham and All This Cock and Bullshit, Hello Hysteria and Cock A Happy Hoop!
bulk :: 15st 6days without blogging :: 6 (Aaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhh! If it reaches a whole week without a decent excuse, it dies, like a Tamagotchi.) Peckham hours remaining :: 12boxes surrounding me :: 15 (all filled with books)imminent arrivals :: 1pip...
Friday Feedback :: Looking Forward
bulk :: 15st 7gym visits :: 2cigarettes :: 2 (eek!)medical moments :: 2I’m stealing moments of unprotected neighbourhood wireless here and there where I can, skulking in internet pissoirs when I can’t. A pound an hour, a tenner a day. Getting on ...
Feedback Friday :: Ichbaaaaaa
bulk :: 15st 9gym visits :: 3I am too fat to blog. Sorry. Also, I’m working too hard. For the government. I’m a government man. Also, I’m trying to sort out things for the move well in advance and yet still I’m being provoked to impotent fury...
Feedback Friday :: Glad To Be Glad
I don’t know if this is some kind of manic episode – I know I’ve teetered on the meniscus of manic in the past – but I just can’t help feeling incredibly glad at the moment. Change is a remarkable thing. And the future is bright. With all o...
Feedback Friday :: Turning Point
bulk :: 15st 9gym visits :: 2haircuts :: 1accusations of misogyny :: 4misogynistic episodes :: 0misanthropic episodes :: 12turning points :: 1It strikes me as kind of funny how I’m always so keen to seize on certain moments in my life and declare ...
Feedback Friday, On A Monday :: Has The World Gone Mad?
bulk :: 15st 10cigarettes :: 0mammoth sweats:: 3 fibre freakouts :: 4 (bowls of bran with banana, sultanas and piping hot milk and honey)James Bond-related rages :: 3government communiqués :: 1Hob Nobs :: 0Halloween-themed Jaffa Cakes :: 5 The good...
Feedback Friday :: Low
Dead blog, dead blog. I’m not sure I can keep this up. I’m having a bad time. I’m pissed off. Since I got back from Burnley on Wednesday, I’ve been in and out of London on public transport for reasons of work. And I know I’m not well mental...
Feedback Friday :: Perspective
bulk :: 15st 12cigarettes :: 0gym visits :: loadsbananas :: boatloadsapples :: a veritable orchard’s worthHob Nobs :: 0kilos of spinach :: 1.5comment nutters tamed :: 0humiliations :: 1more important things :: 1This morning Keith knocked on my bedr...
Feedback Friday :: Things Change
Being for the period 12th - 25th September…bulk :: 16st 1cigarettes smoked :: 0alcohol taken :: 6 bottles of winegym visits :: 7apples eaten :: 23bananas eaten :: 12kilos of spinach eaten :: 2biscuits eaten :: 2 packets of chocolate Hob Nobs (oops)...
Feedback Friday :: Chocolate Onions
bulk :: 16st 4cigarettes smoked :: 0alcohol units taken :: 18apples eaten :: 6bananas eaten :: 5chocolate bars infected with onion :: 0.5chocolate bars thrown in the bin :: 0.5workouts worked out :: 3swims swum :: 0fuck-buddies diddled :: 1fuck-buddi...
Fresh Start No. 12,876 :: The Big Push
bulk :: 17st 1cigarettes smoked :: 0joints smoked :: 0alcohol units taken :: 50osteopathic beatings :: 1chiropractic diddlings :: 0runs run :: 0swims swum :: 0stretch sessions stretched :: 6gyms joined :: 1training programmes drawn up :: 1gym session...
Feedback Friday :: Swelling A Progress
bulk :: 16st 0 cigarettes :: 0joints:: 0 alcohol units:: 9 swims :: 1chiropractic visits :: 1doctor visits :: 1 registration check-up (weigh-in) and 1 proper visit in about an hourbooty calls :: 1 soups made :: 2fancies tickled :: 1 novels started ::...
Feedback Friday :: Mamma Mia, Pappa Mia
bulk :: 16st 1cigarettes smoked :: 0joints smoked:: 0swims swum:: 2 (hurrah for me!)units of alcohol imbibed:: 15ish chiropractic visits :: 0sexy adventures :: 1 (hurrah for me!)So Keith and I went to see Mamma Mia last night. Don’t ask. I’ll tel...
