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I've given myself a year to lose half my body weight and find someone to love me. If I fail, then on December 31st 2008, I am going to take my own life.

Just kidding. But I will be miserable. I will probably eat a large bar of chocolate and then

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  • Feedback Friday :: Conversation Piece

    Posted on Friday September 18th, 2009 at 09:32 in art, sculpture, misanthropy, pma, the north

    bulk :: 13st 7exercise :: noneback pain :: cripplingchair purchase attempts :: 4chair companies called :: 2chair purchases :: 0% of chimps working at chair companies in question :: 100no. of passionate kisses :: 0no. of desultory kisses :: 0decent da...

  • Feedback Friday :: Naked Prejudice

    Posted on Friday September 11th, 2009 at 09:46 in art, sculpture, 9 11, the north

    bulk :: 13st 5exploratory rides :: 2other exercise :: zerotobacco intake :: elevatedinsolvency threat level :: elevatedpages of The Da Vinci Code remaining :: 276new friends made :: 7new friends lost :: 1Before I get back into the thrills, spills and...

  • Sarah Ogden's Undergarments :: A Modern Love Story

    Posted on Monday September 7th, 2009 at 09:20 in graffiti, the north, liz jones, sarah ogden

    I was just cleaning out my phone camera when I came across this charming graffito I found somewhere in the North a couple of months ago. I find it distinctly haunting in its suggestiveness. I can’t help trying to imagine who might have scrawled it ...

  • A Northern Breakfast

    Posted on Sunday June 21st, 2009 at 05:38 in food, breakfast, the north, glorious food

    I was handed this whilst walking through Sunderland the other morning. It's the first item on the breakfast menu that made me realise, I must go. Not to 'Harleys cafe bar', but away...Unless something goes wrong, I shall be leaving the land of the ri...

  • Feedback Friday :: Northern Exposure

    Posted on Friday May 15th, 2009 at 08:46 in feedback, the north, bookscan

    bulk :: I’ve no idea – I gave my scales to Oxfam in London! I’m free! Free, I tell ya!exercise :: I bought a Wii Fit! Couldn’t get one in London. Got one here immediately. Have done a couple of sessions on that and am aching admirably. Intend...

  • Make A New Plan, Stan

    Posted on Monday May 11th, 2009 at 09:14 in ray, alma, the north

    So. Here I am. In the North. To be more precise, I’m in a small town in the North-East of England called Winnet Bay. Or does that sound ridiculous? OK then, what about Cackpool? No? Shingle? Poocastle? Doleford? Sullywell? Glumley? Grimsdale? Or ma...