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Beyond Left Field

http://www.beyondleftfield.net

A lighthearted and satirical look at news and events.

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  • Obama\'s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions...

    Posted on Saturday November 21st, 2009 at 10:21 in Barack Obama, teleprompter

    The Onion has provided an inside story of the Obama White House that you would never get anywhere else...except here. Again, thanks to The Onion for a little Saturday jam. Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner ...

  • Anal Glands...Pass The Orange Juice Please

    Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 07:00 in anita bryant, anal glands, butt skids

    I wrote a post over a year ago centered around a very serious and common problem. Butt skids-canine butt skids specifically. It was brought to my attention again that one of the chief causes of a dog doing butts skids is it's anal glands. A local ra...

  • I Want My Book Back Bitch!

    Posted on Thursday November 19th, 2009 at 06:00 in santa, sarah palin, going rogue

    I have some bad news for all of you that have been anxiously awaiting the release of what was certain to be a wildly popular best seller. My book scheduled to be released next month, Going Rogue, was instead released under the same name by Sarah Pali...

  • America\'s Store And The Case Of The Adolescent Arson

    Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 06:46 in arson, wal mart, burned car

    I walked into America's Store yesterday. As I made my way back into the parking lot, I noticed two fire trucks and their crews standing around something smoking. It was in the general direction of my car, and I immediately thought, "Shit, did I leave...

  • Fishnets With Holes And Other Signs Of Psychosis

    Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 07:00 in quirks, behaviors

    I am not the type of person who scares easily or watches my back as though I'm may be jumped by the boogie man. I'm not afraid of big, ugly mean guys who drool or a hot chick with a frigid personality. Not too much at all really bothers me to the poi...

  • To Everyone That "Needs" Food Or Assistance

    Posted on Monday November 16th, 2009 at 10:01 in homeless, hypocrite

    My granddad said to me once, "If you ever see somebody in trouble, help them if you can." Great advice. It's just not from my book on the rules of social engagement. My book reads more like, "If I see somebody in trouble, I will help them as long as ...

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WillOaksStudio

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You serve up a new laugh pretty much every day. I enjoy your quite wry perspective.

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5 stars Merrill Guice

Always a fun read even when he is mad at the world. Actually, that's when he is at his best. Is there a heart of gold down there? Oh yeah, but the girls like to scold him anyway.

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A champion of the blogging world and one of the good guys.

Don salutes the morons, and I salute back. Top stuff!

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Great blog!!!

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Great site, I always stop by for a read. Nice Job !

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2nd best blog ever! (We all know who is #1 - Hooyah!) :)

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