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A community portal and forum for literary and journalistic writing and freelancing. Also contains poems, short stories and essays. Articles are written in english or ilokano.

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  • Out of Pocket

    Posted on Wednesday June 17th, 2009 at 13:16 in notes, shorty

    I will pick up where I left off as soon as I get back. Until then, have a wonderful time posting and see you all then....

  • Small Terrorist

    Posted on Tuesday June 16th, 2009 at 13:00 in short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty, home stories

    My mother was visibly embarrassed by my outrageous behavior and tried to comfort and console me. At first she was gentle. Knowing this was the public square, I decided to push the envelope. I brought out the worst in my repertoire of childish, tornad...

  • Lilly Pad

    Posted on Monday June 15th, 2009 at 11:16 in writing, short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, allegories, shorty

    My own personal study and observation of the amphibian was never scientific but I did come up with some ideas and notions of why the frogs jumped from one lilly pad to the next. I concluded that the overarching reason was search for food, to find a b...

  • A Diet that Works

    Posted on Sunday June 14th, 2009 at 18:46 in writing, folklore, essays, tall tales, diets that work, shorty

    If you examine the above mentioned spread, there is a glaring absence of vegetable oils and/or animal fats in the food, or butter - not even in the desserts. No synthetic sugars or sweeteners are used in the main course or side dishes. No processing ...

  • Manang Biday

    Posted on Thursday June 11th, 2009 at 11:08 in writing, short story, folklore, current affairs, essays, shorty

    Now back to Fr. Cutie. Obviously, Fr. Cutie's girlfriend did not heed the warning. "No nangato, dimo sucdalen..." (translation: If the fruit hangs too high up there on the limb, do not use a pole harvester to pick it). Fr. Cutie was way up there, so ...

  • Rite of Passage

    Posted on Wednesday June 10th, 2009 at 13:23 in writing, short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty

    Freshman year high school arrived with much fanfare. I was moonstruck and didn't even realize it. The girl who lived next door, whose company I dreaded before this mysterious behavior change, gradually morphed into a beautiful, winsome, and alluring ...

  • Self-defeating Acts

    Posted on Monday June 8th, 2009 at 09:20 in writing, folklore, essays, anecdote, tall tales, shorty

    Then just before the lights turned green, the muse behind the wheel did something totally unexpected. She casually slipped her ring finger into her right nostril and commenced to dig, excavate, and mine her nasal cavity. Then she pulled her digit out...

  • “Relathieves”

    Posted on Friday June 5th, 2009 at 09:17 in short story, folklore, anecdotes, tall tales, shorty

    There were those among my relatives who didn't bother to ask. They just stealthily rifled through the contents of my luggage and with impunity. They took my toiletries - even a plastic comb missing a few teeth didn't survive. They took my shaving kit...

  • The Doormat

    Posted on Thursday June 4th, 2009 at 17:06 in writing, short story, folklore, tall tales, shorty, local sarsuela

    "The man's an inutile," Rosamunda's father began. "There is nothing he can do. He can't even throw or deploy a simple tabucol (throw net), he can't mend a fence, he can't even drive a jeep. Which leaves me wondering, where did this man come from? Wha...

  • On Growth and Maturing

    Posted on Wednesday June 3rd, 2009 at 13:29 in writing, short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty

    In my own household one evening after we had eaten dinner, one of my teenage sons filed a grievance as he began to wash dishes. He just couldn't do his assigned chores; he had to file a complaint. "Why do I have to wash these dishes all over again? I...

  • “Ma at Pa”

    Posted on Wednesday June 3rd, 2009 at 11:15 in writing, short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty

    I was left wondering whether this sort of activity - meaning the lack of accountability - was a prevalent practice all over the country - this attitude of, "Malay ko dyan... Pakialam ko dyan..." (None of my business. Don't know and don't care - Ignor...

  • Transformation

    Posted on Wednesday June 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 in writing, short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty

    All the while, Berting's wife never showed any tendencies - never betrayed his trust, even in the least bit, in her manner and in the way she lived her simple life, to confirm or to render true all of the gossip and bad-mouthing that she unfairly rec...

  • Apprentice Embalmer

    Posted on Tuesday June 2nd, 2009 at 15:38 in short story, folklore, anecdotes, shorty

    That's why when our local mortician advertised to hire an apprentice embalmer, I was only too willing to give it a try. Not many applied for the position. They were more or less constrained by their deeply ingrained superstitious beliefs and their fe...

  • Paradise

    Posted on Tuesday June 2nd, 2009 at 11:55 in writing, short story, folklore, essays, shorty

    Saturdays were set aside for scrubbing the clay cooking pots, the aluminum calderos and woks, the cooking utensils and the pots and pans. It was a half day operation. We scooped ashes from the wood fire upon which we cooked gruel and slop (bi-nog-bog...

  • Pen Pal

    Posted on Monday June 1st, 2009 at 11:29 in short story, anecdotes, essays, tall tales, shorty, sea stories

    My new pen friend from Idaho wrote me back with a postcard after three months and a week, to the day. Jubilation! Success! I showed it to all my classmates in our doormat-weaving shop class. The postcard bore a four cent US postage stamp, a picture o...

  • Marungay

    Posted on Sunday May 31st, 2009 at 11:14 in folklore, anecdotes, essays, tall tales, shorty

    Diak pay mamati uray si-iimatangak. Kimpet diay bulong marungay idiay casla marfil a ngipen. Saan met nga pinanginsulto caniada wenno panangumsi ngem ti macunac laeng, dica agaramat iti bato a pagbansag mo iti padam a tao no ti balay a pagnaedam wenn...

  • Ania’t Gapuna. . .

    Posted on Friday May 29th, 2009 at 10:41 in short story, folklore, story, essays, essay, shorty, local dilemma

    Caasi pay ni Tansio ta adda metten nangcaot cadaydiay paspasumoc na nga naluom nga atis. Adda metten nang-tibba iti daydiay sinapad a saba na. Adda metten nangtacaw iti dayaw ken kina-lalaki na. Adda metten nangkusit caniana. Adda metten nangpanaw ca...

  • Mario Ventura’s Story

    Posted on Friday May 29th, 2009 at 09:44 in short story, folklore, anecdotes, essays, tall tales, shorty

    Remember one of Mr. Uy's alleged victims who happened to be one of Mr. Ventura's nieces supposedly, quit the company and who refused to file a complaint? She spun a fantastic story about being sexually harrassed by Mr. Uy that was supposedly witnesse...

  • “O Barsilis”

    Posted on Thursday May 28th, 2009 at 18:59 in short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty

    What we are about to witness is a ritual - borne out of local superstition or folkloric custom - of "calling back," or the "beckoning of the soul," - which in the local venacular is expressed as, "nacabat-bati ti carcarma na," - meaning, the patient'...

  • The Trial

    Posted on Wednesday May 27th, 2009 at 17:43 in writing, short story, essays, shorty, a take off on sherma's story

    "Didn't Mr. Uy, out of the goodness of his heart, not only on the night of September 9th but on many occasions order for you dinner while you worked overtime hours, but also would even have his own driver take you home in the company car so that you ...

  • Monsoon

    Posted on Wednesday May 27th, 2009 at 11:37 in writing, short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty, barrio tales

    The monsoon brings with it a torrential downpour like no other time. Still, the inclement weather notwithstanding, industrious farmers can and will don their annanga (bury palm leaf makeshift but effective raincoat), tabungaw hat (head cover made out...

  • Padre Banong’s Bicycle

    Posted on Tuesday May 26th, 2009 at 15:48 in short story, folklore, essays, tall tales, shorty

    "I have a suggestion," offered the bishop. "Next Sunday, I want you to preach on the ten commandments. When you come to the commandment that says, 'Thou shalt not steal," loudly bang on the pulpit rim with your fists so that the people will be awaken...

  • Dewfall

    Posted on Monday May 25th, 2009 at 22:05 in essays, anecdote, tall tales, shorty

    That rendition had to be the sweetest they have ever done so far. In the years that they have been serenading the beautiful ladies, this group was either tentative or sometimes even off beat and off rhythm with their songs. But tonight, their singing...

  • What’s in a name

    Posted on Thursday May 21st, 2009 at 10:40 in humor, writing, essays, shorty

    There are other name changers too. Among the more popular ones were a former shipmate Jaime Agatep who changed his name to James Roofer....

  • Proud about. . .

    Posted on Thursday May 21st, 2009 at 09:48 in writing, essays, shorty, arts&culture

    Among the peoples of the neighboring ASEAN nations, Filipinos can stand tall and proud to be counted as some of the best professionals in their chosen field of expertise - be it the Medical field, Engineering, or in the field of Accounting....

  • What did she see in him?

    Posted on Wednesday May 20th, 2009 at 14:44 in writing, short story, essays, Magnetism, opposites attract, shorty

    "This is America. Jesus Christ. How cheap can you get?" The middle-aged man was getting palpably irritated. "Only dollar a bundle. Sh*t. That's peanuts. Chicken feed. Don't waste my time."...

  • When we were young. . .

    Posted on Tuesday May 19th, 2009 at 18:39 in essays, shorty, children's story

    The ban-war catches all sizes of shrimp, crab, crayfish, eel, milkfish (bangus), grown bag-sang, and medium sized mullet (si-siaw) in its fine mesh sac at the end of the netted tunnel......

  • The Soybean Effect

    Posted on Tuesday May 19th, 2009 at 12:29 in observation, writing, essays, shorty

    Is there perhaps a correlation between the effects of soy products in the diet, i.e., early outset of puberty, to the rate of childbirth among young single women?...

  • A Barrio Tragedy

    Posted on Saturday May 16th, 2009 at 22:21 in writing, short story, shorty

    Most of the participants to these lubi-lubi gatherings are the young adolescent males and females. The men show off their muscular strength and steady aim with every square hit into the mortar bowl with the pestle. The women, on the other hand, latch...