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Humpday Hilarities
Today’s funnies start off with these from Furry Talk: Feline Physics Laws Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force — such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse...
I got down with my sickness
I’ll say this: Thank God for the scheduled posts ability in WordPress and the WordPress application on my iPhone. Without those, absolutely nothing would have been posted here last week. I had been ill off and on all last week, but it hit ha...
Football Funnies!
I couldn’t resist posting these football-related funnies. This first set is courtesy of ALCrimsonTide: Q: What do you call Arkansas when they find out they can’t throw the ball on Alabama? A: GroundHogs. Q: What would happen if pigs could fl...
Soaked and sunburned, and zombies, and Aion
Wow, what a weekend. Right now I’m sitting here waiting out the remaining two hours until the Aion Head Start event. I figured this would be a good time as any to post a few things. Jess, Teresa and I spent yesterday in T’town. We we...
Just one more week ’til football!
It’s almost here. Are you ready Tide fans? ROLL TIDE ROLL! This is a post from Nicki Faulk’s Birthplace of the Process of Illogical LogicCopyright © Nicki Faulk · All Rights ReservedJust one more week ’til football! T...
Humpday Hilarities
This morning’s edition starts off with a couple of funnies from my mother: Three Women in Mexico Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed ...
Getting ready to Roll …
Check out the wallpaper I created last night. Mobile post sent by nitallica using Utterli. Replies. This is a post from Nicki Faulk’s Birthplace of the Process of Illogical LogicCopyright © Nicki Faulk · All Rights Reserv...
A random act of kindness
When I pulled up to the drive-through window at Burger King this morning, the manager told me that my meal was already “taken care of”. Apparently the customer in line ahead of me had paid for my meal. The manager told me that the lady...
3’s of Me
I was tagged by the lovely Angela on Facebook, but I’m a goober and wanted to post it here instead. These were the original instructions: You’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with the 3’s of YOU. At the end, choose...
If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, “Roll, Tide, Roll!”
There are many days where I will spend my lunch time surfing the web … sometimes with purpose, but usually aimlessly. Facebook is pretty good at helping with the latter. I jump from a friend’s link to another, then another, and half an ...
Oh Lord, where did I go wrong?
This weekend, Jess and I were out and about taking care of errands and somehow our conversation gravitated to football. In the past, I’ve always loved when she would bring this subject up because it meant she was curious about what I thought a...
Who’s going to A-Day?
With the job-hunting-related hurricane flurrying around me, I’ve almost forgotten about this upcoming weekend: A-Day game!!!! Jess and I have made this a yearly tradition and plan on meeting up with some friends and loved ones this Saturday in ...
Humpday Hilarities
Courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Beth C: Posted to Craig’s List Personals: To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Birmingham ) Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST I was the white guy with the brown Burberry leather jacket that you de...
Tide, get ready to ROLL!
H/T: Beth C ROLL TIDE ROLL! This is a post from Nicki Faulk’s Birthplace of the Process of Illogical Logic: Tide, get ready to ROLL!...
The Tide rolls over Auburn 36-0
Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer, you gave them Hell, Alabama! I have to admit, I’m enjoying every minute of this madness. Outside of a few missed calls and lousy announcers (CBS, you SUCK!), I have hollered and screamed my happy little heart out an...
A lucky woman am I
I’ve enjoyed connecting with family and friends. I ate my fill of turkey, dressing, ham, a wide assortment of sweetened vegetable casseroles and colorful salads, and let’s not forget — my mother’s delicious Southern pecan pie...
Iron Bowl week continues …
These are courtesy of the Tide Fans forums: A recruit from Birmingham, a highly prized 5-star long snapper, was driving down to Auburn for his final visit. He had made the decision that the loveliest village on the plains would be his school. As he m...
Google knows football
I sniped this one from the Times Daily forums: Click the image to view full size. ROLL TIDE! This is a post from Nicki Faulk’s Birthplace of the Process of Illogical Logic: Google knows football...
You might be an “Aubie” if …
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!” You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’ Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You go to your family reunion...
Quotes for Football Fans
My mother just sent me this one: #1. ‘Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas ‘ - Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game. #2. ‘After you retire, there’s only...
Friday football funny
Scott Allan sent me this one Police report in Baton Rouge: Baton Rouge Police reported that an individual attempted to “egg” Coach Les Miles home last night. The report stated: An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hi...
Rules for watching Alabama football games
There is a sweet little old lady who gets her hair done at the salon where I go to get mine done. We had a chance to chat a few weekends ago when I was in there and our conversation gravitated towards football. She leaned over to me and said, ̶...
Football funny
I’m in a good mood today and got a football funny to share: News Report Auburn University football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Tommy T...
Humpday Hilarities
Note: I spazzed and forgot about future posts in WordPress … so yay, funnies posted while I’m gone! This football funny was sent to me by one of my co-workers: Weather Advisory From The National Weather Service: In the event of a tornado...
What kind of Alabama fan are you?
You know, there are times when I just have to say to myself, “You and your big mouth.” I made the mistake some time ago of telling Jessie’s mother where I get my hair done. Jess and I went up there last weekend to get our hair done...
I’m an obnoxious Alabama fan
Every Friday morning it starts, the good-natured ribbing between friends and co-workers. Everyone knows I’m a big Alabama fan, and most will try their best to wind me up. However, last few years have taught me to keep my mouth shut when it co...
WordCamp Birmingham Notes
Note: I had intended to post this Monday night, but work has been crazy-busy this week and Jim’s having a bit of a site snafu, so spare time has been pretty much nonexistent. LOL! We had a wonderful time at WordCamp Birmingham this past weeken...
